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    Programming tutoring 6 zile left
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    I am a scientist, and...basic knowledge, but I am a fast learner, so I would like to work with someone who can teach me a lot (or several different people) and who doesn't have "you are too old/too stupid to learn" attitude. I also prefer working with someone with lower rates, but I can accept higher rates as well, the price is not the most important.

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    Hi Rongsheng J., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. I just want to chat but this stupid website doesn't have that option

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    ...without determining child custody --plain and simple. YOUR JOB IS TO FIND WHICH ONE OF ANY OF THESE CAN WORK. THE REASON IT'S NOT EASY IS BECAUSE MOST COURTS ARE NEVER SO STUPID AS TO DO SOMETHING LIKE HAPPENED IN MY CASE. SO I NEED TO TRACK DOWN A CASE OR CASES OR EVEN STATUTES THAT SAY ONE MUST OCCUR WITH THE OTHER AND NOT SEPARATELY REGARDLESS OF

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    Hi, Im working on a small project and I get not done because some stupid code error. How to add a space between these two values: [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL]("voornaam").Value & [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL]("naam").Value My output is now JOHNDOE where DOE is "naam" instead of J...

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    Hello all eligible freelancers , read carefully i will not answer stupid questions so i am looking to build a project/portal like [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] and [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] which will combine both of the sites good points and make some unique portal, innovative ideas also welcomed and will get rewarded in compensation . Apply with your full...

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    Hi , I'm looking ...and how are you planning to achieve everything. Price is an important matter. We don't want you to work for nothing and loose your time for nothing but we are not fool and stupid. We know exactly what we are asking so if you make a high price you WILL loose this possibility. The price should be fair. Convenient for you AND for us.

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    ... etc..). Reference information (might help generate ideas): Our group is called the Death Die Club, because in our role playing games, whenever someone did something "stupid" or "dangerous", there was a chance they could die, and we used to roll a six sided die to determine their fate. Some of the key words that describe our group: Role Playing

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    I almost died last night - again. Why? Overdose of insulin. Not because I am stupid or incapable. I have a Dexcom monitor which I use 24x7x365. When my blood sugar is too high, I need to take an injection of short term insulin. If the blood sugar does not come down, I need to take another injection. If I don't remember when I took the last injection

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    That uses my existing CSS file. This should take someone about 30minutes, so dont bother sending me stupid bids. Indian bids will be rejected. The table should look like this, but using my CSS colors and styles [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL]

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    ...indiegogo I need to start collecting emails of interested people. Therefore I need a " landing page " or " sign up page". I have done some work on the site, but I am too slow and stupid. I would like a freelancer to fix my mess on the site. Get a good looking page and help me get it on facebook and instagram. I will need to make more emails and such as the

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    ...3 pages in Opencart [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] here is the reference site must be done with in 2 day max please must check website before bid then bid your original price do not ask stupid questions what's your budget and all that home, category, product , these three pages required check in reference site if you have read project details before so must mention

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    Design 3 pages in opencart S-a încheiat left

    Hi, I have wan... I have want some one to design 3 pages in opencart [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] here is the reference site must check home , category, and product page only bid fix price dont ask me stupid questions what's your budget. if you are not bot so must mention in bid proposal website link which I mentioned in project details as a reference site thanks

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    Hi, I want some one to fix event search wordpress site search working but eventon plugin have search for searc...working I want to fix it right now so please only bid if you are ready to fix it right now and must mention "eventon plugin " if you read project details thanks dont ask stupid questions what's my budget only original price bid on project

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    ...if they are truly sealed. MORE SPECIFICALLY, as you are concerned I am looking for a way to measure the height of the lid on the bucket, vis a vis arduino code... Dont make stupid suggestions like 'let the laser look for when it doesnt see lid anymore as it scans up.' I need something VERY ROBUST and INTUITIVE. And even adaptive if possible. The heighths

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    ...help them scale up faster. You'll work directly with our small team of professionals in developing web pages, funnels, and strategies that work. You never fear asking a "stupid" clarifying question. But you also don't need step-by-step instructions and you frequently do quick research to generally educate yourself on what needs to be done, so you

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    I was stupid enough to buy the script / source codes for uber for X, Uber for Massage and Uber for taxi. so what i need is the site to be set up correctly and get the apps to work, i provide the source codes or you can use whatever as long as it are safe and working, i will need all the source codes with explanations when it is finished if i should

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    For a project I need to stream H264 video using HLS so that it can be natively supported by iPhone/iPad I...the HLS stream directly. No multicast is needed as we only expect one client per stream. Trying out all the FFMPEG parameter combinations until I put it to work seems a bit stupid and prefer to request help from experts in this widely used tool.

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    Project for David K. S-a încheiat left

    I Need some help finalizing pfsense and my brocade icx 6430 to work with vlans. I know it's something stupid but rather just get it done and move on. issue: have configured pfsense router with all the routing info and added vlans to switch. Am able to ping gateways but for some reason can't get devices to pull ip and also notice when I use static

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    I'm on a game called FFBE. (Final Fantasy Brave Exvius) and I messed up my flawless account by accidentally doing something stupid. All I simply need is someone who is able to modify my stats / records in-game. Not sure how much pay it's worth. Not much, I'm assuming.

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    Android in-game stat hack S-a încheiat left

    I'm on a game called FFBE. (Final Fantasy Brave Exvius) and due to having bad OCD, when I messed up my flawless account by accidentally doing something stupid, I triggered it off... Just need to hire someone to modify my stats / records for the game. Not sure how much it's worth. Not much I'm assuming.

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    ...upbeat and professional press release for a product that I have agonised over and finally, finally developed after 3 years of hard work and my life savings (possibly very stupid decision!) it is a fully automated interivew pod. the website is [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] I will need a native english speaker/writee and someone with excellent attention to details

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    I need someone to make the background noise louder or make the main voice lessen because in the video the main person says "that stupid hoe" and I need that to barely be able to be heard

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    CYPHER aka BINARY S-a încheiat left

    Its a stupid free time IMAGINATION . That made me to create this note

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    Hey there! I am a professional software dev project manager past 15 years and I am a PHP programmer so working with me is pleasure. There won't be any stupid requests and we will come up together with best ideas what to suggest to customer. I am friendly and I understand that you can work from wherever you want and whenever you want. We are freelancers

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    ...implemented in c#.net Keep in mind the following general rules: 1. Strictly follow SOC (Separation of Concerns), SRP (Single Responsibility Principle) and KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) principles. 2. Wherever possible Communication between services should be asynchronous 3. Use a popular ORM or Micro ORM 4. No actual implementation required...

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    ...to be created, print ready in illustrator with a 10 mm bleed. Sign ideas Love in a Photo Booth Im Single Kiss me under the Mistletoe Merry Christmas #Selfie Im with Stupid (and an arrow) The Camera Loves Me Best Wedding Ever (maybe a chalk board effect) Prisoner Number A10665 Best Day Ever This Christmas Party Rocks....especially as it is

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    i need a professional SEO to work on our project, the website is not a start-up we have a good traffic flow but we n...our project, the website is not a start-up we have a good traffic flow but we need to increase it and increase Domain Authority please DO NOT APPLY if you will send us this stupid regular proposal that 95% of freelancers here offering

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    Note: This is not a simple stupid page's for download programs, it more than a simple page's so read the details carefully or your bid will be ignored !! I need a coder to code a web page that will download and execute my program into my client computers, the web page will help disabled persons and kids that don't know a lot about installing programmes

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    ...been done) just the packaging as described. Each film is about 6 mins long. Will need to do one demo video prior to commissioning the others. Would prefer someone who has Stupid Rasins' Comic Pop and Simple Pop plug-ins as that's the sort of stuff I need. Be advised budgets are low, and there's a fair bit of work to be done. But if selected, happy

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    ...to decent free photo library and webdesigning skills. User email signup + multi language package. Some SEO optimisation Should be easily supportededited through WP tools by stupid people. Used graphics with source images to be in editable format Company logos need to be refurbished with no major changes: vectorised, spacing in between letters, font

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    ...they show up their heads looking all happy, and it should have an alternative end where the pile of gold disappears and a desert appear and they just fall in the sand and look stupid. For both of these ends the border between the 2 cells should disappear (like the sky fall has ended so they reach the ground). Thank you, and if you have any questions

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    Web page design S-a încheiat left

    I need someone who can design the current web page and add a shopping list. The current design is a little stupid and web page is taking long time to be loaded. I can pay you 100 usd in max. I need modern and gentle design. Please put "I can do modern & gentle design for your web page", and list your sample design(I need only one url to review. I have

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    Project for Zakaria T. S-a încheiat left

    Hi, I have a HEX file and I updatd this file to the units with PICKIT2. Now I have MPLAB and I am too stupid just to upload this HEX File. Can you give me a lesson? - update the PIC16F688 - update the EEPROM - read the EEPROM - make a picit to go

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    Project for John Arturo M. S-a încheiat left

    Hi, I have a HEX file and I updatd this file to the units with PICKIT2. Now I have MPLAB and I am too stupid just to upload this HEX File. Can you give me a lesson? - update the PIC16F688 - update the EEPROM - read the EEPROM - make a picit to go

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    OPP Code review S-a încheiat left

    Hi Freelancers, I have an oop project which I...do's and don'ts in my answer via Skype. This should not take more than 20 mins of time for someone you have more than 1-2 years of c# experience. Please don't bid and give me stupid answers or reasons. The total budget for the project is $15.00 First milestone $10.00 Second milestone $5.00 Kind Regards

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    ...menu of wp to be on my blogger theme wp: [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] blogger: [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] Please don't bid if your charge is more than 18 USD. Thanks. Stupid time wasters and idiots just stay 400KM away. Mention 'AT' in start of your proposal description so I will know you have read description. Mentioning again that my sit...

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    ...provide your past job examples, your offer will be declined. - Please dont ask for prepayments or milestones, i will not do it. I will pay only as i see links. - Dont ask stupid questions "what is crowd marketing" and "how to do it", you will be rejected immediately. - Before placing links, you have to provide me list of websites to check by me to

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    Project for karoliinahytti S-a încheiat left

    Yeah, it's been a week or more since you bid on that stupid Indian guys project for a XXX webcam model. Really hate to approach you like this but? Any interest in such work?

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    ethical hacking S-a încheiat left

    ...spy business im looking for a professional hacker for partnership that can make you easily 10,000 to 50,000 thousands dollar for a months this is not a scam or some other stupid offer its a real offer that will make you rich as you wish, i can guarantee that because the site rules i cant write more details on this message so if you are a professional

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    MY LAST JOB WA...you attempt to contact me through the website or email I WILL REPORT YOU. Keywords: Jobs in Sydney Sydney jobs. Reasonable price only. DO NOT WASTE YOUR BID - I am not a stupid target who will pay too much. QUOTE PER MONTH FOR TWO KEYWORDS To prove you have actually read this job description start your proposal with: Hello Anthony

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    SEO required f...you attempt to contact me through the website or email I WILL REPORT YOU. Keywords: Jobs in Sydney Sydney jobs. Reasonable price only. DO NOT WASTE YOUR BID - I am not a stupid target who will pay too much. QUOTE PER MONTH FOR TWO KEYWORDS To prove you have actually read this job description start your proposal with: Hello Anthony

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    Join the Set 2 S-a încheiat left

    ...to be able to take a percentage of the transactions. P.S. don't try to make it sound more complicated then it is, I have basically already built it on WordPress so I'm not stupid, I know this is going to be easy and my budget is firm. Stay under my budget and you can get the job. I have already been working on this for months I just dont have time to

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    social media Campaign ads S-a încheiat left

    we need to make. some effective catchynads that sell out product and convert not just get website clicks etc. need so...someone to come up with a bloody brilliant as campaign that will focus on the product and make the cost of it irrelevant. if apply type FBADAUG so your not just sending a stupid automatic reply which will. be ignored instantly

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    Hi Codezuke I. ,I need some magento fixes for a stupid client

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    Comic Characters S-a încheiat left

    Hi, I want four characters for my comic two boys and two girls. First character of boy should look little dumb, confused, asks stupid questions, second character of boy should be normal, cool guy first character of girl should look smart who has each and every answer(sarcastic ways) and second character of girl should be normal and smart with spectacles

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    ...our business to 30 projects a year. Qualifications: Proficient in Revit, communicate well in English, can work in inches and feet rather than metric (I know our system is stupid), is willing and able to learn our interoffice system and style for construction documents, has stable and fast internet connection for good communication and file transfers

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    i created a cv. I cant delete the last page of word/blank page. I need you to delete the last page, so that I can export it into a PDF and get a job. Document is attached. FInal Product has to have same format. Thank you.

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    Hello, So basically, i'm able to compile my python script no problem, using pyinstaller. The issue i'm having, when I run the exe, it's unable to find th...have them floating around in the directory (trying to hide the source if possible). Any help is appreciated, my budget is pretty slim because it's probably just something stupid I'm messing up.

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    I will try to post it here :) I feel so stupid because I posted again a project like a contest..

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