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    i created a cv. I cant delete the last page of word/blank page. I need you to delete the last page, so that I can export it into a PDF and get a job. Document is attached. FInal Product has to have same format. Thank you.

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    Hello, So basically, i'm able to compile my python script no problem, using pyinstaller. The issue i'm having, when I run the exe, it's unable to find th...have them floating around in the directory (trying to hide the source if possible). Any help is appreciated, my budget is pretty slim because it's probably just something stupid I'm messing up.

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    I will try to post it here :) I feel so stupid because I posted again a project like a contest..

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    I am in need of business details of Gyms in Australia, UK and the USA If you have lists with Business name...Australia, UK and the USA If you have lists with Business name and Email - These need to be SCRUBBED Emails, I can't have them all being invalid or dead. Thanks - Do not give a stupid price, I have software that can do this but I am too busy

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    I need a logo designed, it should look exactly as the Supreme brand logo but it should say Stupid instead. I need it to be useful everywhere and it should be resizable.

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    ...simple and be usable both for printing on paper and also for a big backlit sign of some sort. I would like it to reflect a few basic philosophies of mine; KISS (Keep it simple, stupid) and QoQ (Quality over Quantity). My primary customer base are women who wants to lose weight and who are willing to put a long term effort into it, to keep the weightloss

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    ...change settings ….passengers can connect their own device with bluetooth or aux-cable or USB ….driver can control via external buttons volume up/down and push “next track” for stupid customers ---------------------------------------------------- The system should be extremely easy to control by passengers, with only the most necessary functions. - Play

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    Facebook marketing S-a încheiat left

    looking for someone to run facebook paid marketing campaigns. do not apply without addressing t...mentioning the word FB001 so we can see to read this. anyone who doesnt quote this as their first word won't be even considered at all. not after someone who sends an stupid stomach quote and has no bloody idea what they are quoting.. ongoing job

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    PLEASE READ PROPERLY. DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS. READ THIS AND THEN BID! We have an open source CRM done in codeignitor PHP FRAMEWORK and it needs to be customised: The customisations needed (READ CAREFULLY): - Complete change of branding and colors. - Enrolment and student data and analytics integration for Moodle LMS. - Setting the customised

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    Hi, we need a cool donkey like in Shrek as a mascot for a company. Donkey should be: - not looking stupid - friendly and sympathetic - standing on 2 legs to show some things with the other 2 (like the fox attached) All files needed in vector - .ai f.e. First drawing needing 11./12.7. - final donkey next week If you are intersted please send us

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    ...to work at the end too. (can I get rid of these and have just docker containers????) Plan and simple, there are a thousand websites saying how to do this. I'm clearly too stupid to google it and make it work. I'll give root access to VPS and you send me the commands. I've taken a server snapshot and I'll restore and run the commands. If I can

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    Movie Poster Design S-a încheiat left

    ...round glasses. Typical nerd. Should be the central figure of the poster and be depicted at that moment in the film when his intelligence has a really low level. Looks like a stupid but funny. Age about 27 Max - despite the disability, Max is a cool guy. He has a nice face and strong body. He should be depicted when he sits in a wheelchair and wearing

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    4-Page Website Edit S-a încheiat left

    This project is to repair mistakes by an unqualified person. [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] There is only ONE rule: it cannot look stupid, like a child did it, as it now does. If you cannot complete it in 40 minutes, do NOT attempt it. If you have questions, it means you do not understand the project, so do NOT attempt it. Only 2 graphics

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    I'm looking to share multiple spreadsheets with an excel expert and consolidate them into one s...format to upload them into a Magento site. The sucessfull Freelance agent should be capable of analazing the data and use their experience to make a decesion and not be asking stupid questions as I will not be able to hold their hand to get the work done.

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    Make a 2D animation video S-a încheiat left

    ...video - calling all 2D animators! The Brief =============== Video length: 5 minutes Style: short, punchy, dramatic, crazy, funny, stupid Type of animation: VERY simple and minimal # of Characters to be animated: 2 characters # of Guests: 0 Example: https://www

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    ...for the cartoon-style characters used there. (We also dislike the logo, but we already have someone working on it). The characters in template client rejected as too simple/stupid, and asked for something more original, to be somehow different from all the other sites. The "script" can be the same (two men with a window, a team simply standing together

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    Wordpress Site S-a încheiat left

    I currently have a word press site and want it redone EXACTLY the same. it sounds stupid, but i cant access admin info because the person who did this not willing to provide the info. So please look before firing off a generic reply. must have a a working reservation module [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL]

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    Song editing S-a încheiat left

    I need four words creatively disguised or removed from a track without ruing the song. An explosion or DJ sound effect can be used or it can be r...the song. An explosion or DJ sound effect can be used or it can be removed with the background track still playing. The words are: "Hypnotic" at 0:32, "Patron" at 0:45. "Stupid" at 1:02, My neck at 1:10.

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    Fix stupid magento 2 again S-a încheiat left

    Stupid magento 2.. I hate it!! [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] Some of the categories are working and some arent. It goes to 404 not found even though their setup in the backend. [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] And more.. Some categories

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    Trophy icon swamp-stupid S-a încheiat left

    The name swamp-stupid must be in the design. can be comical. red neck in the swamp. can have alligators [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] swamps are like everglades louisiana bayou:s that type if you wanted to implement them some way in to the [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] old looking. ill will be doing foll up designs with swamp-stupid theme.

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    Fix css/js/html stuff S-a încheiat left

    I need simple adjustment on my website, prevent more than one player instance running at same time. More details on PM. Available developer ready to get it ...Available developer ready to get it ready asap. No waste timer, fakes and tricksters like this impostor Ashish M. (user developersperhr) already i am tired to meet with such stupid personages...

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    Project for Kp V. S-a încheiat left

    ...I have lots of work. I would like to work a little with you and see if a good relationship develops. i have years of business experience, and I do not have time for all the stupid games. I am an American but currently working on projects in Asia. (profile says China). I want to build a good relationship and you will see that I am always trusting and

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    Project for Miroslav H. S-a încheiat left

    ...have lots of work. I would like to work a little with you and see if a good relationship develops. i have years of business experience, and I do not have time for all the stupid games. I am an American but currently working on projects in Asia. (profile says China). I want to build a good relationship and you will see that I am always trusting and

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    Forex invester and trader S-a încheiat left

    Anybody who is willing to put up money for a trading account and trade it and grow it themselves, so we can create many trading accounts and split half. This sounds stupid but im only asking this because people are not making money they are blowing my accounts and i want to see that someone actually can do it foreal

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    Trophy icon Design a wallet S-a încheiat left

    ...Below you can see samples of the type of wallet (but the sample is just a regular design), as well as the template for creating the work. I am looking for something funny, stupid and marketable to people who browse meme pages on Facebook and Reddit. The file marked plate is the template, just design on top of that. The panels correspond to the numbers

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    ...before on mobile) - They are being hit up for prizes when they are experiencing the very high elation of our game play (10 exquisite high quality levels) rather than a simple stupid silly video. $250 / week subscription and $125 / week subscriptions - 10 of them each. For the ability to show their photo and name to the whole world of our customers

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    betting program S-a încheiat left

    Please read careful before place any bid. because this type of program is not for every stupid on this website. Is about betting sports soccer teams. Program should collect informations from the website: [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] (eg. 8.00AM Manchester-Arsenal) then compare that match if exist on another website( [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL]) if does ex...

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    Python ghostbin scraper S-a încheiat left

    I need a ghostbin scraper in python(3) that downloads every paste. [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] them in [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] Depending on how friendly you are and if you help me with any other problems i may have, for example if i can't get the program running because i'm stupid i may or may not pay more. The program MUST work on linux and ...

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    Trophy icon "Challenge"-game S-a încheiat left

    ...doesn’t succeed, he looses one, if he declines, the challenge is passed on to the next. *But* if the challenge gets back to you because noone wants to do it (because it’s so stupid / hard etc.) - you must do it or you lose 5 points. The game ends when the first contestant reaches 15 points. *What’s needed from a gamers perspective* - an iOS-app (and

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    Stupid Heroes (Lego Game ) S-a încheiat left

    This is a card-based fighting online multiplayer game, where you defeat your enemies by playing cards from your hand. The players will get 3 playable cards at a time and after playing those cards he will get 3 more cards from the deck which is shuffled every round. Each Player will have to create his own deck. There will be 10 rounds in one game and from those 10 rounds each player will be able t...

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    ...Designer. With extrem beautiful Design section. Important the Mobile First concept and extreme Fast and seo friendly theme developing. And very fresh Animations in websites no stupid effects !! Please see : [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] The site have 6 Pages Home about us Certifed Portofolio Skills Contact

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    Write an ebook S-a încheiat left

    This is a tricky time for researchers. Indus...rise. I am looking for content that can be turned to an ebook that can help students looking at research as a career option. Along the lines of [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] This is really just a start. I have a series of works that I would love to get out.

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    Trophy icon Design some Business Cards & Letter Head S-a încheiat left

    ...at malls and other places which has crowds. We then sell products to customers face to face. We are a startup with a unique culture our values are - Be fearless but not stupid - Be real be the best you can be - Be simple but not careless - Be curious but not nosy - Be responsible we have principles - We celebrate success Be inventive, we

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    Trophy icon Design a Logo S-a încheiat left

    ...the puppies face in a nice font design. I don't want it too big, but big enough where it can be seen and read clearly. The name is: Puppy Pendejo (translates to "Stupid Puppy") . I was thinking somewhere around the bottom in between an ear and a paw but I am open to different ideas. I also want to the logo in different basic colors for

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    I have edited them and plugin files to remove all add to cart buttons as it is catalog mode only - but the themes quickview option allows add to cart. I want the quickview function to work but remove the add to cart button - if possible replace with the catalogue button which says Make Enquiry. see [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] If you can rmove/replace the quickview Add To Cart ...

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    Hi Wannakuwatta F., I noticed your profile and would like to discuss updating & improving a current business plan fo...plan for a civil construction company (us) as well as putting together a pitch deck to accompany it. The $1 rate was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature on this site. We can discuss further over chat.

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    Project for Audrey V. S-a încheiat left

    Hi Audrey V., I would like to discuss a proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. ...proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. The $1 budget was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature of this site.

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    Project for Happymarli S-a încheiat left

    Hi Happymarli, I noticed your profile and would like to discuss a proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is appro...proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. The $1 budget was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature of this site.

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    Project for David D. S-a încheiat left

    Hi David D., I noticed your profile and would like to discuss a proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx ...proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. The $1 budget was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature of this site.

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    Demo Outlook sync S-a încheiat left

    Demo outlook sync, have a SW installed in outlook, that will check server for changed or new schedules and update, and vice versa. This will be first small pro...array, and index it in storage later for speed, eg once per minute. Each schedule can be accessed by multiple users (group), i still need to think how to seperate them, stupid or dumm way.

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    Hi emu24, I just completed a data entry job for you and you are trying to play smart on me. Hey, nobody tries that with me and not regret it. If you know what i...but if you try to dupe me, then I'll show you the worst side of me. I'm only giving you an opportunity to redeem yourself. Kindly send my fee with immediate effect. You stupid fraudster.

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    ...some API´s - [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] / [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] get user information and save it to my database - further instruction via chat ! 4.) Bugfix and Security Fixing !!! if you find weired or stupid developments, remove / replace it ! 5.) best case is: define some milestones:...

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    build an app S-a încheiat left

    ...micros. I also would like it to incorporate a Keto calculator([conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL]) and have some things in common with this [conectează-te pentru a consulta linkul URL] This app should be visual and have the ability to have shopping lists and hopefully a database, It should have the ability

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    I am trying to get my Post ID to appear on certain pages, but every plugin I try does not work. I believe its trying to locate "Posts" and not my Jobs/Job ID. N... but every plugin I try does not work. I believe its trying to locate "Posts" and not my Jobs/Job ID. Need assistance getting my wocommerce to work. Probably something stupid simple.

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    Trophy icon Design a Logo for Nelson Mall S-a încheiat left

    Please design a logo for:- NELSON MALL SHOPPING CENTRE This needs to be elegant and posh. NO TROLLEYS PLEASE OR ANYTHING STUPID. Keep it elegant and posh. Like a frame - elegant. Nelson mall mostly rent the mall to retailers selling clothing Await logo ideas

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    My s...the shopping cart that is not working. I have a list showing all the issues with the site. You can see it here www.aimfulbooks.com. I need these fixes done properly, without stupid shortcuts, clean code, and fast. A few days tops. Let me know if you are capable of this. Don't bs. Don't call. Don't email me. Don't reach out unless via this post.

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    ...to fix our websites css and give it a clean look. We are using Yii 1.x. We also require it to be optimized to work perfect via mobile and ipad/tablet NO timewasters or stupid prices our budget is limited. Can follow on to further work on our tech team if proven to be good standard of work. We recently had someone from here employed with us but due

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    Web development -- 2 S-a încheiat left

    I need a new website. I need you to design and build a website for my small business. 0. Wor...the store this information, we will send her an invoice. She will then pay for her bridesmaids gown on line. 0. This must be a website that works on the Keep It Simple Stupid system. We must be able to change photos, add events, add blog posts, etc.

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    Okay, I think I have this stupid Freelancer working now - wow, they make it so difficult to use!

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    ...automatized way to place backlinks. Every placement needs to be manually done. AKA: Contacting the owner of the site, or manually filling the submission forms, etc, etc. ALSO no stupid PBN strategies. (again, the elected sites must have real traffic and be already indexed on google for some time, on top of having High TF/CF and DA) C) Ammount of Dofollow

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