OSCOMMERCE CONTRIBUTIONS

I need you to install, test and fix two scripts that I believe are already on oscommerces website. I need to have header tabs for my catergories, i would like to be able to customize these through the admin section. The other script fix's the MAP (Manufacture Asking Price) problem. This script is run through the admin section and when my price is below the MAP price it will email the customer. When the price is the same or above map price it does not do anything. I am lame when it comes to programming and I need both of these things working well. According to the forums for oscommerce these are very easy to install. Also I already have scripts installed so you can not just replace the files. I would also like the languages box on the right side taken off. I will also need a brief explanation of how to make changes to these, nothing to in depth just how to change the settings and what not. I would prefer someone with a phone so if you have any questions I can call you or you can call me or AIM. Email is a pain. I would like this project done ASAP. Despite how much I have typed here. I am told in the forums both projects will take less than a half hour for someone that knows what the are doing.