Content generated from four sources website

The site's name is not yet decided, but the logo will be a red heart with "Groucho Marx" glasses. The page should have standard links such as About, Twitter and Contact Us on top. There should also be a "French" link. Clicking this link will translate the page to French. I will provide all French text. When the user first reaches the site, there will be 5 buttons and below them, in a panel, there will be some text describing how to use the site. I will provide this text. The first button's icon will be a typical "men" bathroom logo with Groucho Marx glasses. When the user will click on this, the panel will open displaying a random person's "story". The information for this "story" will be taken from Facebook users with open profiles. The "story" will be generated from a male facebook user's name, hobbies and interests. There will be a few "blank stories", from which "stories" can be generated. Once the "story" is generated, the user will have the chance to print it. The story will work in a similar way to "Mad Libs". There will be a generic story with blanks and the Facebook user's information will fill it out to create a story that makes sense. The second button will be a typical "women" bathroom logo with Groucho Marx glasses. Clicking on the logo will generate a story in the same way that stories are generated for the Men button. The only difference is that user information will be from a female facebook user with an open profile. The third icon will be of a plate with a fork and a spoon (typical restaurant icon) with Groucho Marx glasses. Clicking on this will open the panel with a random restaurant located in the user's city. This information will come from a restaurant website (Yelp, Urbanspoon, etc). I would prefer a website with an referral program in order to generate income. The website used will need to have restaurants in many cities worldwide in order to cater to all users. The fourth website will be a bed with "Groucho Marx" glasses. Clicking on this will open the panel with a random hotel in the user's city from hotelscombined.com. This link will be from their Hotel Affiliate Program. The fifth button will be a toy (not sure what kind. It has to be a very generic toy) with Groucho Marx glasses. Clicking on that button will open a panel with a random item from Amazon's adult section. This link will be an Amazon Affiliate link. If this is not clear, do not hesitate to contact me. I can also provide a mock up of the website.