Hey!
I can see you are looking for a witty and professional article writer. Someone who has the capability of giving your steak a little sizzle. Well, I'll make your steak sizzle. Figuratively speaking, of course. In fact, It can only be figurative truly because honestly, I can't wrap my head around a steak talk less of my hands. My culinary skill never developed past sophomore year food class. And even with that, the only reason I was able to pass that grotesque course was because I paid this guy we called 'Gurulicious' to make an extra loaf of bread each time and then give it to me. The kid was a quite a freak, but he could do wonders with a little yeast and water. I'm still throwing him some lucre though, lol.
Anyway, you're probably like “Yusuf, I get the gist. You can't cook. But why are you even telling me this? That's not what I'm here for.”
Well, I'm telling you this because I want to let you know that even though I'm a coward in the kitchen, I'm a warrior when it comes to writing. And I can write quickly, smoothly and exceptionally.
I'll be someone you can rely on to deliver to you risible, piquant, and persuasive copy in a variety of different verticals. I'll have your audience seriously anticipating your next post and get them saying "it should be here already".
If you think we'd be a good fit, please send me a message and we can chat more about your needs and how I might be able to be of help to you.
Best regards,
T. Yusuf.