need a user manual writer

i have a product that is market ready and i need a user manual written (5000 words tops + screen shots), im up against a deadline that is CRUSHING - i have about 3 days to get this finished, so im not looking for people to waste my time FOR ANY REASON ... im really not going to be bothered if u have a visitation from mars, grow an extra head or even have a PC crash, i need my document done, the last freelancer i assigned has had nothing but problems and i have now lost 2 weeks on account of this person ... so if u can grab the ball and run , apply, i will pay only via escrow and i need daily updates - one missed update and hte project will be claled off -- and i will pay for a FINISHED product ONLY (so those of you wizards that can do 50 % cash 50 % and run look elsewhere) bidding is open to all those that can impress me with good english and alacrity buzz me so i can set up a demo for you of the product, i need this started yesterday (!!!), look at the bid time frame , i will close bidding in 48 hours, thnx,