10 Points of Airplane Etiquette
Travelling with any airline can be a truly stressful experience for some. The closeness of so many other humans, the confined space, the dry air and the crying babies can be enough to tip the faint hearted right over the edge. Metaphorically speaking of course.
Perhaps we need to establish an official code of practice, which is shared with passengers right at the start, with the lifejacket and emergency exits routine.
If there were 10 golden rules what would they be? Hmmm, let’s see…
1. Do not find fun in the demeanor of your cabin crew. They may look like they have applied their makeup in the dark, but they have the power to make you dance like a puppet on a string while you’re airlocked into their tin box.
2. Never fall asleep with hour head on your neighbour’s shoulder. Strangers tend to take a dim view of that sort of thing. Of course there are some who would consider such close contact an invitation. So, snooze at your own risk.
3. In the event that Rule Number 2 fails, try not to dribble.
etc
10. And last but not least, try not to break anything, especially wind. Or windows.