Make statements we can post on facebook (as a textfile only).

We need 500 small posts (just one line each) that is for a chiropractic clinic. We will use a system similar to buffer that will push these posts out one each day so you need to make 500 lines of text, one thing that will go on facebook on each line. We want things that are made for responses (but mix it with things that are just statements as well thats fine). It can be like: How is your posture today? What is your favourite exercise? Regular chiropractic care is not only good for your spine, but also makes you feel better in genereal etc etc etc... the first two are kind of short and the third one here is longer.. mix it so its not only short ones..