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Am o lucrare în curs de desfășurare, care are legătură cu proiectul nostru anterior 'Minimalist Luxury Illustrations in Black, Gold, White'

Caut pe cineva care este interesat să lucreze în acest tip de proiect, pentru filmare de cursuri online. În medie realizez doua asemenea aproiecte pe lună. Descriere proiect Filmare doua zile (brut aproximatib 8 ore – material final aproximativ 7 ore) Fimare cu 3 camere, doi operatori, în general interior, Bucuresti Montaj: - Montaj simplu - Colori...material) - Introuri pentru fiecare lecție (in medie 20) - Realizarea unui promo pentru proiect Îmi doresc o ofertă de preț care să include: - Preț/proiect - Echipamente folosite (Camere, obiective, lumini, sunet) - Terme livrare montaj final - Linkuri către proiecte similare sau portofoliu în care pot fi făzute filmari realizate proiecte similare cum ce-mi doresc ca rezultat final pot fi vazute pe (Mas...

...trebuie sa deschid trei conturi, la fel si smartbill. Mai departe probabil o sa am nevoie de ajutor si pentru sicronizare cu learndash si budyboss, dara aceststa este va fi un proiect separat. Ma intereseaa un pret pe proiect. De asemenea daca mai sunt pluginuri pe care trebuie sa le achizitionez pentru multivendor sau alte pluginuri sunt dispus să le cumpăr. websiteul este unul de cursuri online () iar in acest moment reconstruiesc intreaga platforma....

Mi-ar placea o conversie Swing-Javafx a aplicatiei si o varianta mai actuala(folosind SceneBuilder de preferat), cu o interfata ceva mai placuta asupra careia pot aduce modificari ulterior. Aplicatia va fi folosita in cadrul lucrarii de licenta "Automate celulare". Mentionez ca imi este necesara in aproximativ o saptamana maxim.

Lansam o aplicație care pune in contact Life Coach cu copywriter care sa scrie articole pentru blog in limba articole de la 300 de cuvinte la 1200 cuvinte relaționate cu psihologia,life coach, relațiile de cuplu,spiritualitate,noutăți in mindfulness. Cantitatea de articole intre 3 si 7 pe săptămâna cel putin 3 oferte cu preț pe 100 de cuvinte si de când putem începe colaborarea.

...de restul tabloidelor românesti prin modul de prezentare a continutului si noutătile inedite pe care le prezintă. Site-ul contine stiri mondene, ciudate, amuzante si clipuri video, precum si povesti inedite si exclusive despre vedetele din România. De asemenea, ne arată ultimele bârfe, stiri pentru mobil, noutăti serioase din economie, politică si tehnologie, bancuri si materiale funny, sfaturi despre sănătate, cazuri sociale, actualităti externe, starea vremii, horoscop si revista presei autohtone. Site-ul are un design curat si usor de folosit. Pe lângă pagina web, vdtonline mai poate fi accesat si pe alte retele sociale: Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Google+, Instagram, Pinterest. Numărul mare de fani sugerează popularitatea pe care a reusit să o casti...

Sunt in cautarea unui copywriter care sa (re)formuleze intr-un limbaj user friendly continutul sectiunii DESPRE NOI (History, Who We Are and What We Do) a website-ului unei companii de reciclare anvelope. Textul ar trebui sa aiba 300-400 cuvinte in limba romana. Ca parte a remunerației specificate mai sus, Contractorul se angajează să transfere Clientului drepturile de proprietate referitoare la Lucrare.

Poze si filmulete de la o aniversare de ansamblat si facut un colaj funny de 1/2/3 min

Salut, am nevoie de proiectul “Game of life”. Ati vorbit putin mai inainte cu prietenul meu.

Only for romanian freelancers. Am nevoie de cateva articole pe nise diferite (sanatate, tehnologie, calatorii, life-style, auto). Multumesc!

Redactează câteva articole

Doresc sa ofer informatii despre cum ajuta life coachingul pentru a motiva lumea (din Romania).Caut pe cineva care sa imi scrie 20 articole (pe teme ce le ofer- sa contina mai multe solutii decat probleme), de pe site-uri englezesti - sa le traduca corect sau autentic si sa adauge informatii utile. aprox 300 cuvinte fiecare articol si scrise ca si pentru SEO + cuvinte cheie. Site-ul meu este iar eu am nevoie articole de genul cum sunt pe pagina ''De stiut'.

Salut, am nevoie de un studiu legislativ despre comercializarea licentelor Microsoft in Romania. Ce timpuri de licente exsista? Cine le poate comercializa? Ce autorizatii ai nevoie pentru comercializare? In ce conditi se pot comercializa licentele Microsoft? Mai multe detalii dupa castigarea proiectului.

Redactează câteva articole "Oare ce m-a apucat de l-am inselat? Aveam barbatul perfect langa mine....dar am cautat altceva...ce? ".....asa as putea incepe articolul meu despre ce se intampla cu adevarat in social-life.

Doresc sa ofer informatii despre cum ajuta life coachingul pentru a motiva lumea (din Romania).Caut pe cineva care sa imi scrie 15 articole (pe teme ce le ofer), de pe site-uri englezesti - sa le traduca corect si sa adauge informatii utile (sa nu fie doar copy-paste de pe un alt site ). aprox 300 cuvinte fiecare articol si scrise ca si pentru SEO. Site-ul meu este iar eu am nevoie articole de genul cum sunt pe pagina ''De stiut'.

Caut persoane pe content writer - concepere, redactare si publicare de articole pe un site dezvoltat in wordpress, in care se publica cu continut zilnic spre un public tinta 60% femei, cu varsta intre 25 - 45 ani. Proiectul este life de 2 ani si pregatim extinderea lui pe zona de informatii relevante si de interes publicate zilnic. Articolele trebuie sa fie relevante si documentate pe teme de interes, si sa nu contina greseli de ortografie sau de scriere. Solicit sa fie realizate cu diacritice si sa fie verificate inainte de publicare. Vreau sa construiesc un parteneriat pe termen lung de aceea caut seriozitate si experienta in domeniu. Nu accept incepatori sau tineri fara experienta! Multumesc.

Salut, Marian! Nu te cunosc, nu ma cunosti (funny) .Iti trimit acest mesaj cu gandul ca poate ma poti ajuta :) Sunt nou in acest domeniu an 1 la Calculatoare(fac doar C , free cad , vrml ,c++) . As vrea sa stiu daca ma poti indruma? gen: ce proiect as putea sa fac ce ar trebui sa invat pentru ca la un moment dat sa pot castiga ceva:) Ce ofer? idk daruire si ajutor cu orice pot:) Mulțam!

Am o lucrare în curs de desfășurare, care are legătură cu proiectul nostru anterior 'Logo Life Medical'

motivational pictures about love and life

Am nevoie de redactarea a 3 articole originale pe tema Life Coaching.

Write a book as an Ghostwriter. Please read the content of the book in the attachment file and ONLY bid for this project after you have read the contact of the book. I expect this job to be done in no more then 6 weeks. Please, bidders keep in mind for bidding for writing around 36 000-45 000 words for this book.

Salut,da-mi add pe skype: gambler life si iti povestesc ce am nevoie,si aici ca mai sus tre sa scrii minim 100 de caractere

Buna, Am cumparat 2 site-uri de la compania LifeGuard Insurance si vreau sa le fac rebranding si sa le promovez. Am nevoie de ongoing SEO pentru site-urile astea initial si apoi pentru altele din portofoliu. Site-urile sunt: Spune-mi te rog daca esti interesata: bucurdan@ Dan Bucur

Salut Radu, Am 2 websites cumparate de la compania LifeGuard Insurance si vreau sa le fac rebranding (scot tot ce este de la LifeGuard si inlocuit cu altceva) Am nevoie de un programator wordpress si bun designer care sa fie capabil sa creeze imagini etc pentru un numar determinat de ore lunar si/sau per proiect. Spune-mi daca esti interesat: bucurdan@

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I'm looking for a talented designer who can create a brand mascot that will represent our shipping company department. Key Requirements: - Mascot Type: Animal Character - Emotion/Trait: Friendliness - Design Format: Both digital illustrations and 3D model The mascot needs to be appealing, friendly, and easily recognizable. It will be used across various digital and physical platforms to promote our services. Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in mascot design, particularly animal characters - Proficiency in both digital illustration and 3D modeling - Ability to capture and convey emotions and traits through design - Strong understanding of brand representation and appeal Your design will play a crucial role in establishing our brand identity and enhancing customer...

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I am in need of a talented illustrator specifically skilled in creating cartoon illustrations. The project at hand is a children's book, so you should have a whimsical and playful style that appeals to young readers. Key Project Details: - I require less than 10 illustrations for the entire book, each one being integral to the story. - The illustrations will need to be engaging and easy to understand for children, so a background in children's book illustrations is highly preferred. - The final deliverable should be in high-resolution, suitable for print. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in creating cartoon-style illustrations. - Prior experience in illustrating children's books is a huge plus. - Able to convey emotions and tel...

I need a website to promote my holistic healing and life coaching services. It's crucial that the website contains: - A blog section for sharing useful information and tips - A testimonials area to highlight the benefits of my services - An online booking system to conveniently schedule appointments I prefer a calming color scheme using blues and pastels. Ideal freelancers should have experience in developing such websites, particularly with online booking system integrations. A keen sense of design, with the ability to create visually soothing aesthetics, would be greatly valuable.

I'm seeking a talented professional to create a short, engaging video that will function as a logo reveal/website announcement for my wine online store, www.vinty.co.za. Key Points: - **Objective:** The...website. It needs to be engaging, fun, and reflect the playful, tongue-in-cheek brand tone of Vinty. - **Style:** I'm specifically looking for a motion graphics animation. This style is preferred to reflect the brand's character and appeal to the target audience. Ideal Candidate: - Proficient in motion graphics - Experience in creating engaging and fun animations - Able to bring a brand's tone to life through visual storytelling Feel free to share any relevant portfolio pieces you have that demonstrate your ability to create similar animations. Looking for...

I'm a musician and YouTuber in need of an animator to bring my latest track to life. The project is a 3D animated music video, with the main theme revolving around a love story. Here are the key details and requirements for the project: - The animation style should be 3D, so a strong background in this area is essential. - The narrative of the music video will focus on a love story, so animating characters to convey emotions and relationships effectively is crucial. - The characters in the video are human, so any previous experience with animating human characters would be highly beneficial. Ideal skills and experience for this project include: - Proficient in 3D animation, including character animation - Experience in creating narrative-driven music videos - Strong portfoli...

I'm in need of two cartoon-style illustrations of animals for my project. These will be mainly used for inspirational and communication purposes. Here's what I'm looking for: - A talented illustrator with a knack for cartooning, specifically animal-themed cartoons. - The illustrations should be in a light-hearted, cartoonish style, ideally with previous experience in such illustrations. - Understanding the context of an image is crucial, so I value attentive, detail-oriented creatives who can bring an image to life given a certain theme or message. Remember, the final product should be a captivating image that can illustrate a concept in a fun, engaging way. I can't wait to see your portfolios and start working with you!

Hi im looking for someone to write my book its about a 17 yo girls on the street with a baby and my life

I'm in need of a skilled infographic designer to create a detailed, visually engaging presentation comparing five STEM education companies. The m...a detailed, visually engaging presentation comparing five STEM education companies. The main objective of this infographic is to provide a comparative analysis, focusing on every aspect including teaching methods, curriculum content, and pricing. I've gathered all the necessary data. Visual elements I'd like to incorporate include, but are not limited to: - Charts and graphs - Icons and illustrations Experience with infographic design and a knowledge or background in STEM education is a plus. The work needs to be completed in a clear, creative, informative, and visually appealing manner. The content and outline for ...

I'm in need of a creative and skilled 3D designer to help produce a realistic and detailed 3D rendering of a front fence and gate to be place in front of my house. I already have the style I want but I would like to make adjustments to it to suit my house. Key Requirements: - Proficient in 3D design and rendering - Ability to create detailed, high-qua...already have the style I want but I would like to make adjustments to it to suit my house. Key Requirements: - Proficient in 3D design and rendering - Ability to create detailed, high-quality models - Strong creative and design skills - Experience in residential or landscaping design Please provide samples of your previous work in your proposal. Looking forward to seeing your creative ideas come to life! Photos will be sup...

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I'm in need of a Power Automate expert who can create a workflow system for me. This project involves getting tasks from rows in Excel and mapping them to individual tasks on a Planner board. Ideally, each row in Excel would correspond to a separate task on the Planner board. Skills & Experience: - Mastery in Power Automate - Solid experience with workfl...Skills & Experience: - Mastery in Power Automate - Solid experience with workflow creation - Strong knowledge in data management - Familiarity with Excel and Planner integration - Ability to deliver tasks promptly and accurately Your job is to ensure a seamless process of data management, with all tasks neatly organized and displayed on the Planner board. With your help, task automation will come to life, enhancing...

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...proficient in creating cartoon-styled visuals. My project will involve: - Illustrating historical battles - Depicting ancient cultural events - Drawing ancient historical landmarks Illustration for a book about african history. May require anywhere from 100-150 illustrations for various stories. 20 unique stories. 5-10 images per story The ideal candidate for this project will have a keen interest in history accuracy, able to incorporate historical details into cartoons, making the past not only educational but entertaining to our readers. Existing portfolio or previous illustrations of history content is a big plus. Experience with cartoon illustration is essential. You'll be provided with detailed information of the events and scenes but I expect y...