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Se da un fisier excel care contine o coloana cu (si header - cap de tabel). UIPath trebuie sa acceseze acest fisier rand cu rand in coloana cu produse si sa caute intr-un site definit fiecare produs in campul de cautare al site-ului. La rezultatele afisate, se acceseaza fiecare produs in parte (daca site-ul returneaza mai multe produse dar cu denumiri apropiate, se acceseaza pe cel cu denumirea exacta) si se extrage din pagina produsului denumirea si descrierea / caracteristicile produsului in fisierul excel care contine produsele, prin crearea unor coloane noi (o coloana pentru denumire si o coloana pentru descriere / caracteristici.

Am nevoie de ilustratii pentru un manual tehnic. Ilustratiile se vor face pe baza unor modele specifice (o serie de imagini care trebuie recreate). Sunt în jur de 100 de imagini precum cea atașată. Termenul de execuție este lejer.

În primul rând, eu nu vorbesc limba română, așa că nu pot să vă contactez dec...asemenea, folosesc o funcție de traducere, așa că este posibil ca unele dintre texte să nu fie corecte. Vă rugăm să înțelegeți. Intenționez să creez un site în limba română, în special despre îngrijirea părului. Se preconizează că amploarea proiectului va fi de aproximativ 100 de articole. 1 articol: 20lei~40lei Vă vom plăti 1100lei~1900lei pe lună dacă sunteți dispus să gestionați întregul site și să faceți SEO. De asemenea, putem negocia un preț de 4000lei pentru crearea unui site web, managementul general, SEO și livrarea a 100 de articole. Prețul este negociabil, așa că vă rugăm să nu ezitați să ne contactați. Translated with (free ver...

Caut scripter de fivem cu experienta minim 17 ani sa fie serios dar vreau sa il scripteze de la 0 e primul meu sv si vreau sa ma ajute si sa il creez pentru intrebari sau mai multe detalii discordul meu este Seby#9496 am nevoie neaparat de ajutor!Multumesc!

Bună, am nevoie de un articol în jur de 950-1000 cuvinte pe tema oftalmologie, sănătatea ochilor.

Salut, Detin un magazin online realizat pe Prestashop 1.6.1.6 si am instalate 2 module de curierat Fan courier si DPD. Pentru ambele ...transport gratuit la comenzile peste 150 lei. La modulul DPD este OK pentru ca taxa de transport este fixa indiferent de locatie La modulul Fan courier, acesta afiseaza costul real pentru transport in functie de locatie: - la comenzile mai mici de 150 lei este totul ok - la comenzile mai mari de 150 lei afiseaza transport gratuit chiar daca in realitate transportul poate costa chiar si mai mult de 100 lei (taxe km suplimentari). Ce am nevoie? Modificare cod pentru afisare transport gratuit doar daca costul real al transportului nu depaseste 16 lei. Daca, costul transportului este mai mare de 16 lei sa afiseze diferenta intre costul real si pragul ...

Ești un content writer creativ? Am nevoie de ajutorul tău pentru crearea unui număr de 100 de articole tip review pentru diverse produse din categoriile IT&C, electronice, electrocasnice, îngrijire personală, îmfrumusețare, bricolaj etc.. Conținutul articolelor va fi original, creat pe baza descrierii oficiale/specificațiilor oferite de magazinele online. Fiecare articol va conține minim 300 - 350 de cuvinte. Rog ca fiecare ofertă să fie însoțită de următoarele informații: - prețul cerut pentru 1 articol, în USD - timpul estimat pentru realizarea proiectului

Am nevoie de 100 de articole traduse din Limba Engleza din WebSite-uri de renume pe domeniul informatic / Tehnologie. PC / Telefoane / Televizoare / Laptop-uri / Tablete etc.. Aceste articole trebuie scrise în fișier Notepad, Titlu, Continut iar la final sa aibă sursa URL de unde s-a tradus articolul. Separat pe lângă acest lucru doresc sa se creeze un fișier Excel iar în acel Excel sa fie trecute titlurile articolelor scrise în Notepad pentru a avea titlurile intr-un singur fișier. Denumirea fișierelor va fi: 001 - Titlu și așa mai departe 002 - Titlu Prețul pentru acest proiect este fix, nu va fi plătit la ora. Orice nelămurire nu ezitați sa întrebați.

Suntem in cautarea unuia sau mai multor content writeri in limba Romana care sa asigure continut saptamanal pentru site-urile si blogurile clientilor nostri. Trebuie sa iti placa si sa scrii cu usurinta pe urmatoarele nise: - organizare evenimente, fotografie de nunta, fotografie de botez, sedinte foto, nunta, botez - fashion, frumusete, machiaj, lifestyle, sanatate, dieta, famili...daca ai mai scris pe aceste nise suntem convinsi ca te vei descurca. Marimea articolelor va fi de 360, 400, 450, 500, pana la max 900 de cuvinte in unele cazuri. Daca esti interesat de acest proiect asteptam oferta ta pe adresa contact@ Este foarte important sa ne spui in mesaj pe ce nise vrei sa scrii, care este volumul de articole pe care poti sa-l oferi saptamanal si pretul pe 100 de cuvinte.

... ananas, curmale, merișor, papaya, mango, caise, prune. Cantitățile disponibile din fiecare materie primă sînt, în ordine: 100, 30, 80, 120, 50, 40, 40, 70, 100. Fabrica ambalează următoarele combinații, în pachete de cîte 200g: - Combinația 1: 10% smochine, 5% banana, 15% ananas, 25% curmale, 10% merișor, 10% papaya, 10% mango, 15% caise; - Combinația 2: 75% curmale, 25% smochine; - Combinația 3: 30% ananas, 30% mango, 30% papaya, 10% merișor; - Combinația 4: 50% caise, 50% curmale; - Combinația 5: 25% caise, 25% curmale, 25% smochine, 25% prune; - Combinația 6: 100% curmale; - Combinația 7: 100% prune; - Combinația 8: 100% smochine; - Combinația 9: 100% merișor. Profiturile aduse de fiecare combinație s&ic...

Cautam o persoana care sa scrie 100 de descrieri in limba romana pentru produse de lenjerie intima din magazinul Fiecare descriere trebuie sa fie de 100 - 200 cuvinte lungime, corecta din punct de vedere gramatical si sa fie continut unic. Licitati pretul pentru 100 de descrieri.

Part-time - castiga bani rapid intr-un mod simplu si placut prin vanzarea produselor Oriflame! Acceptam orice persoana dornica sa devina REPREZENTANT ORIFLAME si sa castige bani! Castigi de doua ori cu Oriflame: 1. prin promovarea produselor Oriflame in cercul de prieteni, colegi, cunoscuti (iti oferim un venit suplimentar 100-300 lei, in functie de comenzi, la fiecare trei saptamani). 2. ai pana la 40% reducere cand cumperi produse senzationale pentru tine si cei dragi! Descrierea jobului CASTIGI BANI - Cel mai mare comision de pe piaţă, real, fără condiţii ascunse. -23% comision pentru comenzi peste 70 lei; -30% comision pentru comenzi peste 300 lei (3-4 clienti, castigul tau 90 lei); -40% comision pentru comenzi de minim 600 lei! (6-8 clienti, castigul tau minim 24...

Am nevoie de o persoana cu care sa colaborez pe o perioada indelungata. Voi avea nevoie pentru un web site de minim 100 articole / lunar.

Eu sunt strain dar vorbesc destul de ok Romana, Am scris 50 de pagini la licenta mea la Automatica, si caut pe cineva care sa se uite peste ce am scris si daca am greseli gramaticale (ca sigur am) sa mi le corecreze, majoritatea textului este scris corect dar find strain mai sunt propoziti care trebuie rescrise ca nu suna bine in Romana. Ps. Nu am buget mai mare decat 100 RON

Am o lucrare în curs de desfășurare, care are legătură cu proiectul nostru anterior 'I need create a small page admin'

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Un proiect gen extremetop100 multumesc.

Acesta este unul dintre multele articole, scrise ce imi apartin in totalitate

Descrierea proiectului Implementarea site ului actual in wordpress sau html web 2.0 cu panou administarare cu urmatoarele cerinte in plus 1 HOME PAGE : PLUG IN UL ROTATIV SA SUPORTE inca 5-6 imagini : http://activeden.net/item/ultimate-carousel...8&t=m&ll=44.469194,26.114845&spn=0.036751,0.051498&z=13&source=embed&dg=feature SEO ON PAGE 7 trimitere catre pagina de inscrieri mai accentuata 8 timp scurt de incarcare 9 OPTIMIZARE H1 H2 , META PENTRU FIECARE PAGINA DIN SITE 9 subpagini pentru selectie show uri dansatori 10 sub pagini pentru cursuri dansul mirilor 11 respectarea temei actuale a site ului 100% 12 respectarea grafiicii actuale a site ului 100% In detaliu este in atach , cu poze cu tot la amanunt

Salut, Daca ai timp mi ar place sa discutam putin.

Ajuta magazinul online sa ajunga pe primul loc in pentru urmatoarele cuvinte cheie: 1. polen crud 2. miere de salcam 3. miere de tei 4. miere cu propolis Platim doar pentru rezultate, numai dupa ce site-ul sta cel putin o saptamana pe primul loc in cautari Google.ro. Va rugam sa plasati oferta Dvs per fiecare cuvant cheie (expres...Va rugam sa plasati oferta Dvs per fiecare cuvant cheie (expresie). Dupa ce acordam proiectul, facem 4 etape diferite de plata (cate una pentru fiecare keyword) si eliberam plata dupa o saptamana de prima pozitie in pentru acel keyword. In cazul in care nu reusiti sa urcati o expresie cheie pe primul loc, platim 50% pentru locul 2 sau 25 % pentru locul 3, fara a cumula (nu platim 25+50+100% pentru ca a fost pe locurile 3,2,1).

Scriitor articole in limba romana (100% unice + scrise corespunzator in limba romana)!

Buna seara. Ma numesc Radu. Citind project name stiti deja ce as vrea. Va rog sa-mi dati o cotatie. Aceeasi propunere am trimis-o la mai multi scriitori de articole romani dar doresc , daca se poate, si raspunsul dumneavoastra. Imi cer scuze pentru mesajul direct dar fiind roman mi se pare normal mai intai sa gasesc pe cineva care lucreaza bine si la un pret pe care sa mi-l pot permite , tot printre romani. Multumesc

Salut, Am nevoie de niste API-uri scrise dupa o baza de date care sa-mi returneze niste field-uri ca si json-uri. O sa atasez proiectul si schita cu ce am nevoie.

Doresc crearea unui modul pentru acordarea unui discount pe baza comenzii totale a fiecarui produs (pretul de baza al produsului * cantitate comandata) De exemplu, am un produs ce costa 100 de lei. Pentru o cantitate comandata de 10 buc. valoarea pentru respectivul produs va fi de 1000 lei. Iar pentru comenzi de peste 1000 lei sa ofer discount de 10%, astfel pretul produsului va fi de 90 Lei. Pentru o cantitate comandata de 20 buc. valoarea pentru respectivul produs va fi de 2000 lei. Iar pentru comenzi de peste 2000 lei sa ofer discount de 20%, astfel pretul produsului va fi de 80 Lei. ... si tot asa Formula de calcul: pret de baza*cantitate = x discount pentru pretul de baza = x>1000, 10% reducere discount pentru pretul de baza = x>2000, 20% reducere discou...

E-commerce/worpress nou care are nevoie de on-page si off-page optimizare seo. Target: Cresterea vanzarilor,imbunatatirea site-ului in motoarele de cautare si inregistrarea unui numar cat mai mare de vizitatori din RO. Plata noastra este de 100$/luna timp de 6 luni.

I need a skilled basic video making editor who is seasoned in manipulating audio and visuals and fluent in english language to modify a nursery rhyme video. The project involves: ? Take note: this is a 100 videos English nursery rhyme for 100$ project Looking for basic video maker ?? ✓ basic animation ✓with music ✓no copyright ✓3 to 5 minutes video ✓ English subtitle ✓ nursery rhymes ✓ A B C D ✓ 1 2 3 4 ✓ $1 per video ✓reels $0.50 to $1 1 minute Pm ? ? - Adding english subtitles to the video, implying the need for excellent English writing and reading skills. - Removing background noise for a clear and crisp audio output. Proficiency in audio editing tools is crucial. - Adjusting the brightness and contrast to achieve optimal picture quality. This requires a keen ...

I am in need of a professional who can design a lead generation page aimed at small business owners. The page is meant to collect both email addresses and phone numbers. Key requirements: - Design, build, and optimize a lead generation page specifically for small business owners - Ensure the page is user-friendly and effectively captures both email addresses and phone numbers - Implement best practices for lead generation and data collection Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record in designing and creating effective lead generation pages - Understanding of user experience and conversion optimization - Familiarity with lead capture software and tools - Previous experience working with small business owners is a plus

Defined the Scopes of Works, duty, or task (let said the "tasks") show as below: "Basic Scope" (I need you to do) 1. Initial Financial Statement Drafting (Basic Income Statement, Balance Sheet, change of Equity, and cash flow) as of 2024 March 31st (Year End 31-03-2024) 2. Maintain the company account and record transaction recorded (e.g: Journal Enters) 3. Recording and reconciliation of banking, AP, and AR transactions 4. prepare the accounting schedule (The “schedules”); A. Account Receivable, B. Account Payable, C. Payroll (Included MPF) D. Loan, E. Accrued expense. F. Amount due from/to G. Bank transaction. H. Fixed asset (with depreciation) 5. Prepare monthly financial statement (with the schedules Above) "Additional Scope" (I want you to do)...

I'm looking for a mechanism design expert who can help me with designing a small mechanism. Your main task will be to provide a detailed force analysis, create a CAD model, present concept sketches, generate a Bill of Materials (BOM), conduct Finite Element Analysis (FEA), and provide cost estimates. Key Responsibilities: - Designing a small mechanism (I will specify details if awarded). - Conducting thorough force analysis to ensure the mechanism's efficiency and safety. - Providing a detailed CAD model of the designed mechanism. - Creating concept sketches for visualization. - Developing a Bill of Materials (BOM) for easy procurement of the required parts. - Performing Finite Element Analysis (FEA) to ensure the mechanism's stability. - Providing accurate co...

I'm in need of a skilled and experienced draftsman who can help me draft floor plans, elevations, and sections for a small residential house of less than 200sqm. I have a full set of plans already i just need someone to redraw them on a different title block and make some changes to the windows for me. It's only changes to 3 windows and adding a door to the garage. very simple If we work together well then i am hoping to go in to more detailed bathroom and kitchen plans. Ideally, I'm looking for a freelancer who can translate my vision into accurate and construction-ready plans. Please only bid if you have a portfolio in residential house drafting. I would also like a copy of the revit file so I can make my own amendments. We use Revit 2025.

Get me ranking in the top 100 for each of the keywords. Work to be done within 30 days. If rank for all keywords not obtained within 30 days, project will be cancelled. Do not bid on the project if you do not agree. Target Country is USA 1 - Accident Lawyers 2 - Truck Accident Lawyers 3 - Car Accident Lawyers 4 - Boat Accident Lawyers 5 - Construction Accident Lawyers 6 - Lyft Accident Lawyers 7 - Uber Accident Lawyers 8 - Pool Accident Lawyers 9 - Personal Injury Lawyers 10 - Motor Vehicle Accident Lawyers 11 - Personal Injury Lawyer Near Me 12 - Lawyer For Car Accident 13 - Personal Accident Lawyer 14 - Car Lawyer Accident 15 - Attorney Personal Injury Near Me 16 - Accident Lawyers Car 17 - Personal Injury Lawyer Attorney 18 - Car Accident Attorney Lawyer 19 - Accident Lawyer...

I am looking for a professional sales specialist to promote and sell employee benefits, including health insurance, retirement plans, disability insurance, and ancillary-life ...must have a background in sales, preferably with experience in similar products and services. • Key expertise: Sales strategy, customer relationship management, and excellent communication skills. • The focus is on small businesses with fewer than 100 employees. Therefore, understanding of this market segment will be beneficial. • This position is not aimed at a specific industry; instead, it applies to all small businesses across industries. So, versatility and the ability to adapt strategies to different sectors will be crucial. Get in touch if you think you can turn smal...

I'm urgently requiring a skilled professional to assist with three key HR functions in my growing small business. These include: - Hiring and Recruitment: Expertise in this area is especially critical as choosing the right candidates is the backbone for a successful venture. - Training and Development: Your role would be to design and implement development strategies to nurture employee skills and maximize their job performance. - Performance Management: To ensure alignment with business goals, you would be in-charge of setting up a performance management system and spearheading the process. It is paramount for the ideal hire to have experience with implementing such functions within a smaller organization, understanding the unique challenges and opportunities that come with ...

I have less than 100 scanned pages of text data that need to be entered into a digital format. The scanned documents are clear and the text is legible. I am looking for a detail-oriented professional to help me with this task. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proficiency in data entry - Attention to detail - Familiarity with working with scanned documents - Ability to accurately transcribe text - Time management skills to complete the task in a timely manner If you have experience in similar projects and feel confident in your abilities to complete this job efficiently, I would love to hear from you.

YOUR BID PRICE IS FINAL. NO LATER CHANGE ALLOWED. I need an Experienced WordPress guy to fix my two problems in two different WordPress site. One site has problem in loading Google Map, place prediction () and in another site, you just have to implement Subscription plan (all required plugins are already installed; you just have to follow support team documentation) Please complete within 3 days

...specifically at small businesses. Key Responsibilities: - Perform END TO END sales for the cyber security solution and service and Hr staffing sales The ideal candidate should have: - Proven sales experience in the cyber security industry, particularly with small businesses or large Business - Strong understanding of the cyber security landscape and the ability to communicate complex security concepts in a clear and concise manner. - Excellent interpersonal and communication skills, with the ability to build and maintain strong client relationships. - Prior experience with vulnerability assessments, managed security services and cyber security HR services is a plus. This is a fantastic opportunity for an experienced cyber security consultant to make a real impact i...

Need developer with experience in android app to help in fixing error Requirements are Must have knowledge about mobile apps And have skills about android apps and game

I'm in need of a creative writer to come up with "Would You Rather" jokes for a middle school audience. The jokes should: - Be suitable for middle school students. - Be delivered in written form, without the need for illustrations or audio. - not IA generated - not from internet or from existing books (sorry, we already have them all) Ideal candidates for this project are: - Experienced writers or joke creators who understand the unique sense of humor of middle schoolers. - Able to produce engaging and fun content that is suitable for kids/family party. - Creative and able to come up with a wide range of jokes on different everyday topics. Your work will help entertain and engage our young listeners and must respect the target audience's age an...

...need to perfectly mirror the display box design for just the front and back. Key Responsibilities: - Convert finished display box design onto small cardboard boxes - Ensure the design is glossy and visually appealing - Ensure the dimensions are accurate and suitable for small items Ideal Skills and Experience: - Graphic Design: Proficiency in software like Adobe Illustrator or InDesign for creating the designs is crucial. - Packaging Design: Experience in designing product packaging is a plus, as it will help in ensuring the individual boxes are functional and visually appealing. - Attention to Detail: Precision in translating the design to small boxes is crucial. - Knowledge of Cardboard: Understanding the constraints and possibilities of cardboard material is i...

...completed, so this project only involves taking the existing finished designs and adjusting them to fit the dimensions of small boxes. - Time is of the essence, so I need this completed in less than 4 days. - The key modification required is resizing the designs to fit the small box dimensions. There is no need for any other design changes, just adjusting the size. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proficiency in design software, particularly Adobe Illustrator, as the designs are currently in PDF format. - Experience in resizing and adjusting designs to fit specific dimensions. - Excellent attention to detail to ensure the resized designs fit the small boxes perfectly. If you are confident in your design skills and can meet this tight deadline, I...

I have a mobile app that i need to upgrade and make some changes to. Maybe move it to a cross platform if the price is right.

Handwritten/Manual Structural Engineering Calculations for concrete water tank and steel warehouse.

Fix issue with enclouser Extend the pcb by 20mm

I have a small indoor garden space that I'm looking to completely transform. Key requirements: - I'm aiming for a modern style with this redesign. The new design should reflect a clean, minimalist aesthetic with a touch of elegance. - While the current garden is small, I'm open to other creative options to enhance the space. Skills and experience: - Proven experience with indoor garden design is crucial for this project. Previous modern garden projects in particular would be a big plus. - Creative skills to come up with innovative ideas to make the most of a small space. - Strong communication skills are important, as I'm looking for someone who can understand and translate my vision into a physical design. Please include a portfolio of your p...

I'm on the hunt for a skillful coder proficient in web scraping, specifically for Website A. The goal of this project is for obtaining valuable and significant data for analysis, competitive intelligence, and price comparison. While there's no explicit mention of the type of data to be scraped, I anticipate that a capable offering will cater to a variety of needs such as: - Text content - Image content - Metadata Ideal Experience and Skills: - Proven experience with web scraping - High proficiency in handling large data sets - Comfort in navigating Website A - Ability to collect comprehensive data categories Looking forward to a potential collaboration to achieve this goal!

Please submit a voice recording using to apply to this job, you must submit a voice recording telling about your experience & schedule (must speak Spanish & English) If you do not submit a recording, we will not contact you. The pay is $100 / week, starting.

I'm looking for a skilled writer to craft 20 engaging, 100-word paragraphs . The topic of the paragraphs is yet to be determined, as I'm open to suggestions, but should be suitable for a general audience. Ideal skills and experience: - Proven experience in creative writing - Ability to write engaging, concise 100-word paragraphs - Versatile writing style that can adapt to different topics - Understanding of how to tailor content for a general audience

I am seeking a creative and skilled designer to provide a fresh and innovative ceiling design for a small room, up to 100 sq ft in size. The focus will be on a wooden finish as that is my preferred material. Ideal Skills/Experience: • Prior experience with wood-based ceiling designs • Ability to propose designs suitable for a small space • Understanding of how to adequately balance aesthetics and function • Proven track record of performing high-quality work in specified timelines Responsibilities: • Propose potential ceiling designs that will enhance the room • Provide me with a detailed visualization of the proposed designs • Revise designs based on my feedback, if necessary Note: Since I skipped the preferred style question, I...

I'm seeking a skilled graphics designer to assist in creating a series of small-sized images. Key Project Details: - The images will be small in size, perfect for use on social media, websites, and other digital platforms. - The specific dimensions of the images are yet to be decided, so flexibility in this regard is required. - There's no specific theme or style for these images, so the designer will have creative freedom to propose ideas and execute them. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in creating high-quality images, especially for digital use. - Great understanding of design principles. - Ability to work independently and come up with creative and original ideas. - Strong communication skills to ensure we're on the same page throughout ...