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Am nevoie de implementarea unor cerinte care ajuta pe partea de tehnical SEO: - restructurare meniu si redirecturi (redirect chain) - implementare structura alt tag - schimbare structura URL - elastic search Caut pe cineva doar cu experienta in platforma SHOPIFY.

Buna ziua, Va rog verificati fisierele atasate (Framework + DesignWebFIgma) Cautam un web developer sau o echipa (frontend + backend) din Romania ( nu este obligatoriu, dar preferam pe cineva din Timisoara ) care sa lucreze la un proiect tip platforma-web, pe nisa servicii de infrumusetare la domiciliu. Design pentru Web-Desktop este facut in Figma. ( va rog sa spuneti daca este nevoie si design pentru telefoanele mobile ). Ca timp de lucru dorim sa fie maxim 30-90zile ( dar suntem flexibili ) Ne intereseaza seriozitatea si experienta candidatilor. Dorim o colaborare sincera si de durata. Proiectul finalizat trebuie sa fie functional 100% si responsive pe toate dispozitivele. De asemenea trebuie testat pe mai multe browsere si sisteme de operare ( atat desktop cat si mobile ) pentru o f...

...de restul tabloidelor românesti prin modul de prezentare a continutului si noutătile inedite pe care le prezintă. Site-ul contine stiri mondene, ciudate, amuzante si clipuri video, precum si povesti inedite si exclusive despre vedetele din România. De asemenea, ne arată ultimele bârfe, stiri pentru mobil, noutăti serioase din economie, politică si tehnologie, bancuri si materiale funny, sfaturi despre sănătate, cazuri sociale, actualităti externe, starea vremii, horoscop si revista presei autohtone. Site-ul are un design curat si usor de folosit. Pe lângă pagina web, vdtonline mai poate fi accesat si pe alte retele sociale: Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Google+, Instagram, Pinterest. Numărul mare de fani sugerează popularitatea pe care a reusit să o casti...

Create 5 separate cartoonish logos

Poze si filmulete de la o aniversare de ansamblat si facut un colaj funny de 1/2/3 min

- Take advantage of the start! - We are looking urgently for MLM leaders who want to develop a newly appeared MLM business! - You know too that those who start early have the greatest benefits! - This MLM business is unique all over the planet and has a reward plan which pleases even the ones who aren`t interested in MLM! - We address to those who love to read novels and personal development books, namely a market of tens of millions of people. - Our product is a virtual package consisting of several highly spectacular personal development books and a novel which has a unique worldwide subject, a subject which you have never seen in any other novel or movie. - This is the only MLM business that promotes online a novel written with t...

Salut, Marian! Nu te cunosc, nu ma cunosti (funny) .Iti trimit acest mesaj cu gandul ca poate ma poti ajuta :) Sunt nou in acest domeniu an 1 la Calculatoare(fac doar C , free cad , vrml ,c++) . As vrea sa stiu daca ma poti indruma? gen: ce proiect as putea sa fac ce ar trebui sa invat pentru ca la un moment dat sa pot castiga ceva:) Ce ofer? idk daruire si ajutor cu orice pot:) Mulțam!

Am nevoie de un video in care sa fie parcursi (explicati) pasii de urmat pentru o rezervare pe un site de transport din Romania. Daca sunt necesare orice alte detalii, raspund destul de repede. Spor la licitat !

Buna, Am un proiect pentru un client o companie din Romania. Cautam programator cu PL/ SQL/ .NET/ Share Point/ - nivel avansat. Se doreste lucrul la sediul clientului in Bucuresti. Te rog contacteaza-ma daca esti interesat sau stii pe cineva care ar putea fi. Multumesc, Catalina

Buna, Am un proiect pentru un client o companie din Romania. Cautam programator cu PL/ SQL/ .NET/ Share Point/ - nivel avansat. Se doreste lucrul la sediul clientului in Bucuresti. Te rog contacteaza-ma daca esti interesat sau stii pe cineva care ar putea fi. Multumesc, Catalina

JUST FOR ROUMANIAN Buna Ziua As dori si eu pe cineva sa poate sa faca un script sau panel ...bot pentru youtube in special Views , dar daca se poate face si pt Like , Subscribe , Favorite e mai bine... Nu ma axez pe retelele de socializare Facebook si daca este cineva care deja are acest bot / Panel / Script si pentru ele , e OK :D Deci va rog, sa nu veniti : --- VAND View-uri ... si alea alea... EU VREAU PROGRAMUL ... Va multumesc frumos !

JUST FOR ROUMANIAN Buna Ziua As dori si eu pe cineva sa poate sa faca un script sau panel ...bot pentru youtube in special Views , dar daca se poate face si pt Like , Subscribe , Favorite e mai bine... Nu ma axez pe retelele de socializare Facebook si daca este cineva care deja are acest bot / Panel / Script si pentru ele , e OK :D Deci va rog, sa nu veniti : --- VAND View-uri ... si alea alea... EU VREAU PROGRAMUL ... Va multumesc frumos !

JUST FOR ROUMANIAN Buna Ziua As dori si eu pe cineva sa poate sa faca un script sau panel ...bot pentru youtube in special Views , dar daca se poate face si pt Like , Subscribe , Favorite e mai bine... Nu ma axez pe retelele de socializare Facebook si daca este cineva care deja are acest bot / Panel / Script si pentru ele , e OK :D Deci va rog, sa nu veniti : --- VAND View-uri ... si alea alea... EU VREAU PROGRAMUL ... Va multumesc frumos !

JUST FOR ROUMANIAN Buna Ziua As dori si eu pe cineva sa poate sa faca un script sau panel ...bot pentru youtube in special Views , dar daca se poate face si pt Like , Subscribe , Favorite e mai bine... Nu ma axez pe retelele de socializare Facebook si daca este cineva care deja are acest bot / Panel / Script si pentru ele , e OK :D Deci va rog, sa nu veniti : --- VAND View-uri ... si alea alea... EU VREAU PROGRAMUL ... Va multumesc frumos !

Caut colaborare... As dori sa colaborez cu firme de organizari evenimente, nunta, botez, alte tipuri de evenimente. Am experienta vasta si dispun de aparatura...

i need 1000 sound cloud followers from the following countries Italy UK Germany i will provide the page URL to the winner

I am looking to capture a traditional-style family photo for display. The photo will feature 4-6 family members. I'm hoping to make it look realistic and like we actually got together for our picture. Looking for someone who can make this photo look realistic, I have attached a photo of an idea of what I'm thinking but I would love a different input if you had one. I'm not skilled at all so the guy with curly hair I only have like 4 photos of him, so he is not originally in the "idea" photo. I guess overall I'm looking for someone who can draw or edit us all together and make us look nice.

I have a very basic high-level requirement for an ERP System that we need. I have the basic workflow with me. I need a Business Analyst to go through the requirement and create comprehensive flowchart diagrams, Detailed specification, and UI/UX plan. Tasks need doing: - Converts the business needs into detailed functional specifications. - Creates comprehensive flowchart diagrams to visualize the workflow. - May assist with the development of UI/UX planner. - Identifies integration points and necessary third-party services. - Ensures that all business requirements are met in the system design. I have a very limited budget, hence any entry to intermediate level Business Analyst apply! Previous experience should be validated!

USE THE PHOTO I UPLOADED!!!! I am seeking a creative and talented illustrator who can bring an engaging and humorous vision to life. I the photo of the car I uploaded performing some funny stunts – specifically, I want to see the car jumping a ramp with flames shooting out its back. This should strike the perfect balance between funny and impressive, crafted with a sense of light-hearted fun. USE THE PICTURE I UPLOADED INTO THIS! Although I have left some questions unanswered, I invite freelancers to use their creativity and propose different funny add-ons or elements to be incorporated with the base idea. Preferred freelancer skills & experiences: - Graphic design or illustration experience - Creative mind with a sense of humor - Understanding of visual...

I am looking for a graphic designer to design company logo, Id and few modern and eye-catching flyer to advertise services of my Hospice and Home Health Agency that provides 'end of life' care at home to terminally ill patients mostly old age people. Experienced professionals with excellent graphic designing and creativity skills and having proven record of creating visually appealing marketing materials should apply. I need both one page and three-fold flyers to get designed.

I'm looking for a graphic designer to assist with creating nursing-related designs for various products. These products include straw toppers, stickers, mugs, bags, socks, congratulation items/gift for graduating nursing school and etc. The primary goal for these designs is to create a UNIQUE, cohesive and appealing brand identity. Funny and out of the box ideas are welcomed :) Key Requirements: - Expertise in graphic design with a focus on creating visually appealing and cohesive designs - Experience in designing for physical products such as mugs, bags, and stickers - Understanding of nursing-related elements and themes - Ability to incorporate elements such as nurse hats, medical equipment, nursing quotes, symbols, and care scenes into the designs in a creative and v...

I'm seeking an artist experienced in creating funny, cartoon-styled artwork for a series of meme coins. My preferences are as follows: - Style: I want the artwork's style to be cartoon-like. Someone with a keen eye for creating engaging, humorous cartoons would be ideal for this project. - Color Scheme: Please stick to warm colors such as reds, oranges, and yellows to portray the energetic and upbeat vibe I'm aiming for. - Mood: The overall tone should be humorous. The artwork should infuse an element of fun and should casually connect with the meme coin community. - Themes are: Politics Sports Cats This is a unique project; hence, prior experience in creating digital cartoons or digital assets, especially in the cryptocurrency world, will prove beneficial. The ...

I'm seeking a talented graphics designer to create a cartoonish style sticker of chicken Joe as a paratrooper for personal expression. Cartoonish, chicken strapped as an 82nd airborne army. The key requirements are: - Sticker design centered around personal expression - Cartoonish style artwork - Sticker must be medium-sized, between 5 and 10 cm Not much experienced, just make it funny and have fun with it. Need 40 stickers. Please send me your quote.

I'm seeking an expert in data compilation and Sufism to provide accurate contact details - specifically phone numbers - of living Sunni Sufi spiritual healers residing in South Asia. The ideal freelancer for this job should demonstrate: • In-depth knowledge of Sunni Sufism • Familiarity with South Asian spiritual communities • Excellent research skills for authentic information • Proven track record in data compilation • Strong respect for privacy and ethical considerations Your task will be to: • Identify living Sunni Sufi healers/Walis in South-asia • Gather the phone numbers of these identified individuals • Ensure the gathered information is up-to-date and accurate Please note that this information will be used respectfully and respon...

I'm in need of an Angular developer who can swiftly tackle bug fixing on my site, www.codeokk.com. These bugs are mostly minor UI glitches, not impacting core functionalities. The ideal candidate should have sufficient experience in rectifying UI errors. It wasn't specifically identified where these bugs occur most in the user interface, so a good eye for detail will be beneficial in this role. They must be capable of quickly spotting and rectifying such inconsistencies. Skills essential for this job include: - Proficiency in Angular - Experience in UI bug fixing - Strong attention to detail - Understanding of website performance optimization. The chosen developer will be expected to find and eliminate these glitches to ensure our platform maintains its intuitive, user-fri...

I am in need of a skilled backend developer who is experienced in working specifically with Ethereum in the realm of public blockchain technology. Even though the complexity level of the project is deemed simple, concerted effort and attention to detail would be crucial to perform the required tasks. Best candidates will have: - Solid experience in backend development on Ethereum's blockchain - Comprehensive knowledge of public blockchain, with a focus on Ethereum - Proficiency in understanding the dynamics of simple blockchain development projects - Excellent troubleshoot and problem-solving skills - A proven track record of successful blockchain projects completion. Keen attention to detail and the ability to work independently are paramount for this project. If this sounds like ...

Hello, We are NextMars, a creative studio specializing in artwork for board games, games, films, publishing, and more, particularly focusing on game art (excluding 3D work). Our core business involves art outsourcing projects, with services including characters, scenes, covers, illustrations, UI, etc....capabilities. As an intermediary, you can introduce projects to us through various channels. We will provide a quote for the project, and you can negotiate a price with the project provider. Once an agreement is reached, we will complete the work based on our quote. Any amount you negotiate above our quote will be your commission on the project. If you are interested, please contact me. We are looking forward to a long-term collaboration with you! Thank you for considering this op...

Hello ! Looking for a Freelance 3D Video Editor for an Educational Project! Description: I'm forming a team to create educational, holistic, and spiritual content for my new YouTube channel, targeting children and mothers. I'm seeking a 3D video editor to collaborate on creating approximately three-minute animated videos. Responsibilities: Edit 3D videos according to the provided script and music. Create innovative and creative content that engages the audience. We look for new authentic and copyright-free content. Requirements: Experience in 3D video editing. Ability to meet agreed-upon deadlines. Offer: Payment of $120 per video, with the possibility of creating multiple videos based on your work pace. Opportunity to be part of an exciting and growing project. If yo...

I'm looking for an experienced script writer to create a funny, engaging text for a promotional video. The video is aimed at individuals who have yard work to do (snow blowing, lawn mowing, leaf blowing). It should be something that resonates with their experience and brings a smile to their face. Key requirements: - Experience in writing scripts for promotional videos - Ability to create humorous content - Understanding of the target audience, particularly people involved in yard work Please share previous projects or examples that demonstrate your skills in creating engaging, funny video scripts. The product we are promoting is called Yarbo - 3-in-1 multi-function yard robot. It's fully autonomous and can be controlled remotely.

I am looking for a voiceover artist to read a text message aloud in a casual tone. The accent should be subtly Slovak, not too strong and the recording should take less than a minute. The purpose is not for a greeting message, a video, or a phone system prompt, simply for reading a written text. The ideal candidate will have: - Experience with voice acting - Ability to provide a subtle Slovak/Russian accent yet only subtle still a English voice - Ability to capture a casual tone in their delivery - Capability to deliver the work quickly. Script: Hi Dylan how are you, sorry did not get back to you last night been in meetings all day.. I was supposed to have money by today it’s around 12.6M aed … 3.5m dollar but my guy that’s supposed to be converting some...

I'm seeking an experienced animator to create a 3D animation of Squirtle, from Pokemon, playing the song from the viral 'Epic Sax Guy' video. This animation is meant for the general public who enjoy a blend of hilarious internet memes with nostalgic and popular characters. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficiency in 3D animation, preferably with experience in character animation. - Knowledge or experience with Pokemon characters, especially Squirtle. - Ability to incorporate music into animation for a truly engaging experience. - Proven portfolio of completed and appealing 3D animation projects. This is a whimsical, entertaining, and fun project that should excite 3D animators who enjoy working with beloved characters and internet phenomena to create a captivating...

I need an experienced video editor familiar with advanced editing techniques. The project revolves primarily around videos intended for company branding and promotion. Considering this, the main tasks will include: - Cutting, merging, and editing video footage - Adding effects and transitions to improve engagement - Specifically working with text overlays on video -Adding Short Funny Video fillers Ideal experts for this job will have significant experience in promotional video editing, combine Educational with Entertainment and Inspirational bits, proficiency in text overlay techniques, and a keen eye for what type of visual editing increases engagement in a corporate context. A Detailed Script will be provided with the raw video. A deep understanding of branding is beneficial. ...

I am looking for a graphic designer to design company logo, Id and few modern and eye-catching flyer to advertise services of my Hospice and Home Health Agency that provides 'end of life' care at home to terminally ill patients mostly old age people. Experienced professionals with excellent graphic designing and creativity skills and having proven record of creating visually appealing marketing materials should apply. I need both one page and three-fold flyers to get designed.

I'm looking for a creative photo editor who can artistically place our pets into formal attire - think tuxes, dresses or any other interesting ideas you might have. Here's what I need: - The project involves editing 4 or 5 photos, with each pet showcased in a unique, formal attire. Your creativity is very welcome. - The edited photos should be as photo-realistic as possible. I don't want an abstract or cartoon aesthetic. - I'd prefer if the outfits are varied – some adding tuxedos, some incorporating dresses, and some according to your artistic vision. The ideal candidate should have: - Extensive experience in photo editing - A creative mind for dressing up pets in funny yet stylish ways - Ability to produce photo-realistic edits - Good reviews of...

I need someone who can research the regulations for importing and selling industrial RFID reader in Hong Kong. A brief report needs to be made with the following information: 1) Regulations related to the import of RFID reader ・ Approval and license that importer and distributor are obliged to obtain prior to the import and selling of RFID reader (such as OFTA license) ・ Related laws and regulatory authorities 2) Regulations and standards related to the sale of RFID reader, such as Quality standards or quality requirements, Environmental requirements (RoHS etc.) that need to be satisfied (if any) ・ Regulations regarding labels (labeling requirements, if any) ・ Each report needs to be made in English and will be of about 4 sheets of A4 paper (about 2,000 words). I want the reports to be ...

I'm looking for a talented photo editor who can seamlessly place the older gentleman from one photo into the other that has 3 other guys, and ensure that the final result looks realistic and harmonious. The editing needed for this project is limited to object placement, and the desired atmosphere I want to create is warm and sunny. Key Requirements: - Expertise in photo manipulation and object placement - Proficiency in image editing software such as Adobe Photoshop - Ability to create a realistic and coherent final image - Understanding of color and lighting adjustments to match the desired atmosphere Please note that the person should be placed behind the guy with black glasses and black long sleeve in the new photo. Your ability to achieve a seamless and natural loo...

I'm Looking for data entry and lead generation expert to collect some leads for my construction company. My industry is metal based. I need USA Construction companies Decision makers leads. thank you

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I'm in need of a talented cartoonist who can create vibrant, funny and exaggerated caricatures in a traditional, hand-drawn style for my corporate events. Key requirements: - **Caricature Style**: The primary requirement is that your caricatures should be 'Cartoonish' in nature. It's essential that you can deliver a style that is humorous, quirky, and suitable for a light-hearted atmosphere. - **Purpose**: The caricatures will be used for an engagement party, so they should be appropriate for a professional setting but can lean into certain inappropriateness for humour purposes. - **Format**: I am looking for the caricatures in physical form, not digital. You'll need to create them on paper or other suitable medium so they can be handed out and tak...

As an online community owner, I am looking to increase my website traffic via an Advanced Fake Members Online System. I need an copy of this plugin I dont reach the guy who made it Key Aspects: - Randomized member count display: The number of fake members displayed should appear random to create a sense of an active, dynamic community. - Specific user role display: The online presence should not be limited to regular members but also include certain user roles to add credibility. - Scheduling active hours: The appearance of online members should be scheduled as per peak traffic periods for maximum impact. - Adjustable member count: I need the freedom to alter settings in acp to decide the number of fake members

- Implement and configure Facebook Pixel on the client’s website to track visitor interactions across different pages. - Ensure that the Pixel is collecting data accurately and is integrated seamlessly with Meta Ads Manager. - Use collected data to create targeted ad campaigns on Facebook and Instagram that are tailored to the visitor's behavior and preferences. - Monitor the performance of ad campaigns, making adjustments as needed to optimize reach and effectiveness. - Provide regular reports on campaign performance and insights into visitor behavior and conversion rates. - Collaborate with our marketing team to align ad strategies with overall marketing objectives.

- Implement and configure Facebook Pixel on the client’s website to track visitor interactions across different pages. - Ensure that the Pixel is collecting data accurately and is integrated seamlessly with Meta Ads Manager. - Use collected data to create targeted ad campaigns on Facebook and Instagram that are tailored to the visitor's behavior and preferences. - Monitor the performance of ad campaigns, making adjustments as needed to optimize reach and effectiveness. - Provide regular reports on campaign performance and insights into visitor behavior and conversion rates. - Collaborate with our marketing team to align ad strategies with overall marketing objectives.

...corrupt local customs officials who require bribes to release goods. Any “horror stories” you might have heard or read about corrupt local customs officials in your country requiring bribes to release goods probably were for items such as expensive phones and laptops, not a bunch of simple electronics components. Put simply: I suppose a customs official looking at an iPhone 14 Pro might think, “Wow! This is an expensive phone. Yeah, this guy has money. Let me get a bribe out of him.” Whereas, if he were to look at a few ESP32 development boards which cost less than $5 (Five Dollars) each? Meh. I doubt he’s even going to think about asking for a bribe for such items. I suppose corrupt local customs officials are greedy, not foolish.z ✻ T...

Hi. I need help to setup the binding for a RichTextBox .NET Control so that data is retained. There may be use of VBA that is needed. This is within a FactoryTalk View SE version 14 application. I don't know .NET or VBA, I am a FactoryTalk guy though. Example use case: Lets say a factory has 100 valves. If a user opens popup for Valve #3, I need a text box field in that popup for the user to enter data, and then data is preserved/saved. That popup should be one common FTV display that references the Valve_# that was selected (using parameter files, or...). This example is the main objective. I need a simple and easy solution to this, and I need to understand how to do it myself afterwards. This is perhaps a 1 hour job. My name is Marc. I'm ready to start no...

i have a platform in Wordepress create a new dashboard and change the url to admin instead of wp-admin. It will be completely different from the old one, with a different design and the same features

Hi, We run a YouTube channel about the fascinating backstories behind some of the biggest businesses and brands. We’re looking for a talented scriptwriter we can work with on a long-term basis helping us write original scripts for our channel. Did you know Samsung originally started off by selling dried fish? Ever wondered how Crocs turned ugly shoes into a fashion product? or how a $35 logo turned into one of the most recognized logos in the world? These are some of the fascinating stories we would like to share on our channel. Responsibilities: - Research and develop content that is informative, accurate, and aligned with our channel's tone and objectives. - Write original scripts of at least 1,800 words, ensuring each script is engaging and easy to follow. - Inje...

Looking for google ads specialist to generate phone call for flight ticket bookings business

I am searching for a seasoned Facebook ad expert to kick start a campaign dedicated to generating sales leads for my online store. Key Project Elements: - The core demographic for my campaign is adults aged 25-50. - My preference is for single image ads to be utilised, so an aptitude for compelling visual storytelling is essential. Required Skills and Experience: - Proven success with lead generation via Facebook advertising - Expert knowledge of Facebook's advertising platform and targeting capabilities - Ability to craft high-engagement creatives appropriate for the 25-50 demographic - Experience with single image ad development and optimization. Your creativity, strategic prowess, and results-driven approach will position my online store to garner a substantial increase in qu...

I am looking to build a small web app, looking for professional android developer.