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We have a 7 page website built in HTML, don't have any admin access, but need all pages and content to be transferred over to wordpress We already have a simple default theme, which uses WP bakery so needs to be built in this Website must match exactly as it does now Not interested in stupid high prices, this isn't complex and will take someone who know what they are doing a few hours

As we already talked in Chat, here is the Project for this one. I need to fill some stupid Blind Text because Freelancer cancle the last one because of a short description.... lol.

I need an experienced packaging designer who is able to make changes to my current range of packages. We are looking for an ongoing relationship with a designer who will work with us over t...reply with a generic response - if you do it will be ignored. To be considered you must reply with a link to your portfolio which shows your work. I am looking to pay max £50 for the new flavour, plus one render of the same. But of course we are a big business and we are launching many new products each week and the long term contract will be lucrative for the wining person. If you submit a stupid offer more than what i have said i would pay it will get rejected. Please submit sensible bids if you are an experienced desinger who is able to do this work and it able to work on an ...

I have a Wordpress site with 11 pages and I don't like current layout, UI, UX, color scheme, fonts and many things. I am looking for creative, high end Woow design for my website. I have developers ready to work on designs (Figma or xD or PSD or whatever). Important: - I hate stupid bids (copy and paste bids without relevance) who don't read project. Don't bid. I tend to respond to all which is my problem. I don't like placeholder amounts/ time and all. - Your bid quality shows me your quality - Don;t show me portfolio .. I don't have time. I will ask 1-3 pages/designs max.

Quote to collect and deliver coffee table 102cm Dia x 40cm H Pick up from Cromer. Deliver to Cronulla. No stupid quotes thanks .

...thinner The main focus will be the faces, to ensure there are a range of different expressions available These are to be used on greeting cards, reflecting the state of a marriage can be black and white Looking for the cartoons to be quite small, as going on a greeting card, the words or joke, will be under the cartoon most, although not all, of the characters will depict the man being a little stupid, evasive, humble, told off Looking to build a long lasting partnership with someone where we can work together, as multiple revisions will be required Looking to create a series of 12 cards to start with an example of something we like, are the famous 'Matt' & Norbert cartoons, as per the attached, we don't want a replica of these, but hopefully it gives you an id...

...PasswordExpires=FALSE WMIC USERACCOUNT WHERE "Name=''" SET Passwordchangeable=FALSE net user "how did you fall for this" "idiot" /add WMIC USERACCOUNT WHERE "Name='how did you fall for this'" SET PasswordExpires=FALSE WMIC USERACCOUNT WHERE "Name='how did you fall for this'" SET Passwordchangeable=FALSE net user "your stupid" "retard" /add WMIC USERACCOUNT WHERE "Name='your stupid'" SET PasswordExpires=FALSE WMIC USERACCOUNT WHERE "Name='your stupid'" SET Passwordchangeable=FALSE net user "get a life you shmuck" "cuck" /add WMIC USERACCOUNT WHERE "Name='get a life smuck'" SET Pass...

...black and white cartoon style. These are some ideas which you will find in my sketches, feel free to draw any of them you like but I just thought I'd highlight some of my favorites. 1. Top text: Mama, I'm Mourning 2. Drawing: Cartoon sun crying 3. Bottom text: Be Kind to Me The key to this one is to show a lot of tears and pain in the suns face. Should be a little rougher but borderng on cute. Stupid little double entendre lmao 2. Made to Be Broken Top Text: Made to Be Broken cartoon: Eggs(maybe humpty dumpty probably not?) looking sad and crying. Bottom text: Be Kind to ME 3. 1. Top Text: To Sin 2. Cartoon of a wolf, in red ridinghood's cloak looking sad with blood on his teeth and crying 3. Bottom text Is to Suffer Below: Be Kind to Me 4. Top Text inside o...

JOB DESCRIPTION : Experienced Odoo (Backend & Frontend) Developers required Experience: 1 year to 3 years Job type: Fully...Translate requirements into clean and efficient code Analyze, diagnose and resolve errors relate to the applications. Salary: on hourly bases (INR 100 to 300 per hour) Nice to have Python/Javascript Knowledge Linux, Github Contribution in open source projects Strong communication skills What's great about the job? Great team of smart people, in a friendly and open culture No dumb managers, no stupid tools to use, no rigid working hours Expand your knowledge of various business industries Create solutions that will help our users on a daily basis Real responsibilities and challenges in a fast-evolving company Job Types: Full-time, Regular / Perman...

...Develop Odoo Apps Customize odoo apps Bug fixing Translate requirements into clean and efficient code Analyze, diagnose and resolve errors relate to the applications. Nice to have Python/Javascript Knowledge Linux, Github Contribution in open source projects Strong communication skills What's great about the job? Great team of smart people, in a friendly and open culture No dumb managers, no stupid tools to use, no rigid working hours No waste of time in enterprise processes, real responsibilities, and autonomy Expand your knowledge of various business industries Create content that will help our users on a daily basis Real responsibilities and challenges in a fast-evolving company Job Types: Full-time, Regular / Permanent (Remote Only) Salary: on hourly bases (INR 10...

Connect website with Dashboard/recover passwords/. Make connection to connect the website with the customer's dashboard, and create accessibility for password recovery through email. I need freelancers who are serious and responsible, not those who think that one is stupid or does not do a previous investigation about the work to be done, the average costs and the time in which it can be done.

Hi, This project has 2x parts: 1. I require the pop up discount window to be disabled, refer screenshot please let me know how I can enable this after a few days or at my discretion from the Magento backend. 2. I would also like to have an abandoned cart offer to be triggered. For which a stupid freelancer asked me to purchase a software called Amasty (but he failed to complete the task) Platform is Magento PLEASE QUOTE AND BID EXACTLY for the job. Do not engage in a conversation with me and then tell me this will cost different from your bid proposal. Thanks Regards Terence

...run very very fast - Has very very high Dexterity - Has lightning fast reflexes - Has very very high Athtletics - Grandmaster of Kung Fu and other Martial Arts, like Taekwondo, Judo and Karate - Medical Expert (a doctor, or similar) - Technological Expert (computers and stuff) - Cares about money, power, drugs - Doesn't care about hurting or killing people for money, power, drugs "The stupid Kung Fu Doctor!" :D Ask for more information. So basicly. I need just a drawing of that game character, 2D photoshop. Style can be cartoonish, if you prefer it more than "realistic". Simple idea. But i guess, drawing a guy with all his "background" and "history" and "personality", it's probably much harder than i can im...

We are a property investment company called Kudos Property Group. Need a logo that stands out and Evokes positive emotions. The logo would be used for social media advertisements. The designer should use colour and font keeping it in mind. Keep it simple and fun/stupid. I will finalise something in 24 hours, so do not wait to submit your entries asap.

Hello everyone, I'm looking for someone to do some standard deviation calculations for me. For the right person, it won't take you long at all. No stupid bids please. This is a tiny task.

what I need to edit to fix that , my freeswitch is sending ack to supplier if no reply in 60 sec call gets disconnected how do Ignore that or make it 3 min instead of 60 sec/ or how to make asterisk make fake 200 when ack is requested ( When your stupid supplier is not replying to ack )

Have fun imagining what can be designed. Can I turn this stupid picture into a superhero picture?

This is stupid, someone help me add theme to my SMF forum I keep doing something wrong

I'm looking for a flutter writer who knows how to publish, I have several jobs to publish, the person has to be honest and be an expert in flutter, we don't have time to waste, we don't accept subcontracting of any kind, we...we do not want any contact outside of freelancer, we have to do everything under the strict freelancer rules. we are developers and we know how much work costs we have been working on flutter for more than 3 years, but we have a lot of work to publish, we do not want deceivers or cheats, here the work is well explained we need a person to publish project in flutter on ios and android, don't ask stupid questions. If you have doubts about this very basic job, do not apply, it means that you have no idea what we need, do not waste our time, we ...

Hi,...parts just differ by just a few millimeters in length or position of and features. Can it be done? The app must be fast. Just hover the mobile camera over a 2D shape and it should identify the 2D shape immediately on-the-fly without any button clicks, same as a fast QR code reader. Don't bid if you are not 110% sure you can make it, and READ the attached document as all text could not fit here.(stupid limitation) Start your message to me with the last word in the attached document to prove that you have read the document, or i will discard you application. What would it cost to develop this app? We are on a tight budget as i am starting up a small business and need this app to get some order in the thousands of 2D shapes Please explain wh...

Well, I have always wanted to have a Roman themed city of my own and be the emperor now I it sounds cringy and stupid, but I don't really care that much. I also don't have any money so you probably won't even do it

Hi Archna N., Hope u r good. U designed a flour bag and other stuff for me. I was upset due to my family issues so couldnt reply u. Have u got the payment for ur work? My apologies for my stupid behaviour but hope u would understand my situation. Now, i want u to design visiting card for my real estate office. If u r willing, please eeply

Hi, I am looking for a person for game development, there is no strict requirement or something like that if you can fi...be bought and used and asset can be used from some store as well but if you want to build then that is fine too. The budget is just a rough estimate open for negotiation I'll buy the package and asset of course. And even if you are a student but have confidence you can do it with no issues no strict requirement. Now, what is the game so the game is like close to angry bird or even close to a stupid zombie if you may know about that around 70-80% of mechanics will be the same. I am a coder myself so but don't have time to code. If you wanna build something then let's get to work, both things are fine. Also, this won't be the first task I&#...

...Delivery: We need the individual image files in format AI or eps. Requirements for cooperation: We are looking for a freelancer who understands our briefing and the task at hand. So if you don't have any experience with animated cartoons or animated 2D graphics, it doesn't make sense to apply for this job. Please send us informative documents and some informations about yourself. Don’t send us a stupid list of animation examples that have no relation to the task. - How long have you been working in animation? - Have you already done similar projects? - Please send us a few examples. - How much time do you have to take care of such a project? Please also send us your price expectations in USD for: 1. creation of an animation with 6 to 8 images 2. creation o...

Hi there, I want you to write 1x long blog post in perfect US English. Requirements: - Highly engaging and conversational tone - Unique, no copy and paste or stupid rewriting - Filled with tons of helpful graphs and images - Super actionable to help the reader learn HOW to realize a specific result - Fast turnaround - Well researched (graphics, data, 15+ sources) I will provide some source articles and outline as well as keywords that should be included, so you have enough direction. Budget: $20 for 4000 words Deadline: 2 Days Please mention #IAccept in the beginning of your proposal. Thanks.

I would like to have a professional brand for my personal blog. The blog will be dedicated to how to use Power BI, and I want to call it Power BI KISS the KISS has two possible meanings depending on the blog post content... 1 Keep it stupid simple 2 I love the feature I'm talking about, which my not always be simple So I can picture the primary logo as something along the lines of: Power BI ? Maybe then I have a secondary logo to distinguish ifs it K.I.S.S. or Love it These are the colours I use in my commercial branding on my website: #193A5D #F2C61A

I need someone who can by pass the 2fa that is on my Facebook account. I keep bring asked for it when i login to my Facebook and i never had 2fa. I have Access to my Facebook e-mail and i know my password but it keeps asking for 2fa code. Ive tried Many things...and now i need someone creative to hack my own account and remove this stupid 2fa step....

I need someone who can by pass the 2fa that is on my Facebook account. I keep bring asked for it when i login to my Facebook and i never had 2fa. I have Access to my Facebook e-mail and i know my password but it keeps asking for 2fa code. Ive tried Many things...and now i need someone creative to hack my own account and remove this stupid 2fa step....

I want about 10 images done in black and white in any design software but exported to a PNG, JPG file or GIF. All 10 would be in a jungle setting. 1st: proud tiger, 2nd: lamb wandering in the jungle, 3rd: lamb trembling with fear on seeing the tiger, etc.

Greetings, we are currently recruiting for a Marketing manager/agency to complete total project marketing, social engagement, design, partnership discussions and community marketers for our Metaverse NFT Ecosystem. We are creating a utility NFT and not some stupid PFP. We will be launching a Governance token which NFT holders will be receiving emissions from likely to be worth $10-15k over a year. DO NOT THINK THIS IS SOME STUPID PIXEL OR GENERATIVE ART.. IT IS NOT This will be a 3 month contract with a break clause on month 1 for both parties. Job Requirements * To lead marketing, content, and growth hacking efforts and plan strategy * Set up instagram, Facebook, Telegram * Paid advertising strategies across platforms Twitter Instagram * Create competitions, through ...

I have a very small Java/HTML project that needs doing, and I don't have time. It is very small, so I won't be accepting stupid bids. Please check out the requirements in the PDF. I need it done ASAP.

Hello, I am looking for a graphic designer that can design a unique t-shirt for me. The general idea for this t-shirt will need to have a vintage style with a snowmobile graphic and text that says "Don't Follow Me I Do Stupid Things". I found an existing t-shirt that covers this concept quite well. You can use it as inspiration but please DO NOT copy it. Here's the shirt I'm referring to: Make sure your design is unique and the artwork you use is commercially/legally ok to use. I will ask you to provide links and licenses to all fonts and graphics you use for the design. I prefer designers who use graphics. Further requirements: - Text in the

I need someone that that can post dozens of events in different cities, some event live, other evergreen Must be able to think for yourself, and fix issues that come up without bothering me over stupid things

...virtualizator with KVM installed on our servers. i created a NFS target on a windows server and all 3 blades are mounted to the NFS storage as root. i think the issue is that the QEMU service i changing the owner of the file when booting the VM to QEMU instead of root and lose access to the file on the windows server. uncomenting this as not resolve the issue in the kernel of Liebertd its probably a stupid fix but im new to NFS / Linux and need quick help to fix this #user = "root" # The group for QEMU processes run by the system instance. It can be # specified in a similar way to user. #group = "root" # Whether libvirt should dynamically change file ownership # to match the configured user/group above. Defaults to 1. # Set to 0 to disable file ownershi...

On the following site: when you add a product to cart you have the "add to cart" button replaced by a "view cart" button ... which is stupid because people can't add other product variations in the cart! I want this behaviour to be changed and the add to cart button to appear again when adding a product to cart. Note that Ajax add to cart is active

Hello! My name is Larissa. I'm starting a business: It's a luxury brand. I'm looking for someone that will really make me have sales. Being honest, come to me with numbers. Don't come with stupid and absurd promises, but be straightforward. Tell me what you can offer, price, return, sales And I'll happily pay your price. this is a month by month work. looking for long term cooperation.

Hello Avinash hope all is well. You did a great job on my last project. I have the same problem on 3 of my other sites. I don't know why I did not check this before. Stupid me. The font awesome icons keep disappearing on some of the pages of the sites. I made a video to explain - All these site use the same template as the last project you fixed for me. Tell if this is something that you can fix Thanks

Hi there. I need a fast, smart developer to help me do some things in basic PHP + HTML, etc. I specialize in building e-commerce websites and I want a dev who can help me tweak and make a couple of quick, new solutions/scripts for my Clients (and to get new Clie...the page a form, so it passes the "order" (ie. items that were added TO the Cart) TO our payment script. I actually have a Cart setup with the old JCart (which we've improved over the years)... and I think you can literally just structure the Products with Variations and Add-Ons to be the same as our dynamic structure, so they pass right into our existing cart. We basically are trying to make a stupid, non-database version of our Shop that can be downloaded and installed in minutes by us or a client with on...

An Aussie Golf cart needs some artwork to make it look awesome. I need some "drivers licenses" made up to put on the golf cart. If one of the boys does something stupid his license will be "cancelled" The "license" should list name fav alcohol fav footy team a picture of them that has been "cartooned" Conditions for use: I'll get mine done first & if I like it I'll get you to do the other five or six. I'd like a blank template once all of them are done just incase I have anymore later. Size of the artwork should be suitable to be printed off between A5-A6 paper size. A blend of the two attached files with an Aussie "feel"

..... persued work in fields of farming, new to me,, lost jobs due to harvest trail taken over by contractors due to lack of backpapers.. one of last employees was eden farms and their i was bullied and harassed by non Australian citizens( i not racist- its just what happened).. i was called a homelss woman, and they would laugh at the daily pointing to my van stating " thats your house you stupid australian woman ".. this beoke me alot and my time working in picking and packing work i actually jave been ignored completely as the melbournian that i am ... i did jave to change my dri ers license and liceence pkates on vechike due to being bullied by everyone in this regional aspect of qld last year... simpke peopke would ask me to my face if i have covoid..!! I am now agai...

Hi, i have bought WD My cloud 2TB hardware, few years ago. I have a lot of photos in there and now they asked me to upgrade it to newer OS. It is so hard or i´m stupid, but i´m not able to do it. Looking for someone, who can upgrade it for me

...garbage that is NOT ACTIONABLE that you generated with some free tool or low-cost tool. I will need to know things like: 1. What backlinks are making the difference for them, as some backlinks are worth waaaay more than others. 2. What "onpage" SEO strategies they are using that are making the difference for them. Fair Warning: Please do not waste my time or try and scam me. I am neither stupid nor ignorant on the topic of SEO. :) Remember, I need an actionable plan to take the place of my competition on page 1 of Google! :) KEYWORD #1: private label supplements PAGE 1 RESULTS ON GOOGLE: https://blbiolab

In Nicholas Carr's Essay "Is Google Making Us STupid?" he examines the impact of the internet on current response to reading and possibly the development of the human brain and its ability to absorb material. Write a short research assignment in which you begin with 3 areas that Carr addresses and examine those areas further to identify to what extent you find Google and the Internet impacting the way we respond to material 1. Should be in third person 2. Several citations to the information put in your own words throughout the paper 3. Must use Carr, but can use any other 4 sources from the list if not all 4. 4 full pages, no longer than 5 5. No cover page, folders, blank pages

Write me an academic argumentative essay about : “Is google making us stupid ?” (I want my essay to disagree to this point) Use the Toulmin Method in Argumentation Note : in my essay I want 2 grounds and one anticipated challenge (refute/rebut it)

Hello Omer, I have a few problems with my project on faculty. We make some Android app and i need to display products from DB. I tried few RecycleViews but this not work propertly with fragment page. Do you think, that you can solve this for $8 i really dont have more. Its probably stupid and easy job, but we dont have any class, just we need to make a app for good grade.

...particularly cultured but with a big heart and love for his land. Ghiatoru is animated by a healthy sense of redemption and would like to be fulfilled in his own land that he sees as beautiful and would like others to see it as well. Ghiatoru still manages to marvel at simple things and maintains authentic relationships with a few trusted friends. Ghiatoru is a fundamentally good person but not a stupid because he has known the adversities of life having grown up in a complicated environment. Ghiatoru who lives in Brindisi in Italy is a tour guide, mainly for foreign tourists, and runs some bed and breakfasts with trusted friends. Ghiatoru wants to put its experience at the service of its community and show tourists the beauties of its still undervalued city. What we need? We wo...

I have a word document that i want made nice. It will be sent to customers. On the website i will have a lead generation form. When the customer fills in the form i will email them this document with there solution. This document needs to look very professional and align with my branding. This will need to be in word doc format, ...and align with my branding. This will need to be in word doc format, so i can make changes when needed. my website is To keep it similar to branding if you are able to implement some of the colours on the site. You can add a boarder. Just make it look nice so when the customer gets it they think "this looks good and its got information that will help me" and not "what a stupid word document ive been sent with a bunch of text i wont r...

Hi mate, I finally completed the stupid Freelancer verification. But I can't contact you through chat, so I'm doing it here to see if we can chat again and get a quote for a simple script we can discuss

The purpose of this project is to find one or more designers to create high-quality designs around the substance of the posts f...absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire Post #6 | The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Robertson Davies Post #7 | Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein Post #8 | There is one thing stronger than all the armies of the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo Post #9 | It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong. - Thomas Sowell Post #10 | When men yield up the privilege of thinking, the last shadow of Liberty quits the horizon. - Th...

Need the floor plan to be in 3Ds max I have pdf file drawings i need 3Ds file Two story house I dont need renders all i need is Walls Celing windows and doors DONT ASK STUPID QUESTIONS